Pancake

sometimes people let me in writer’s rooms

[佛 山 @flappypancake69]

As heir to the "apple a day" empire, I will now be charging all who use the phrase $.69. Be warned.

[Pancake @FlappyPancake]

@PierreLaPointe_ Ah, a fellow survivor. Welcome comrade.

[Pancake @FlappyPancake]

I figured it out, but I was too late.

[Pancake @FlappyPancake]

Trying to figure out this twitter

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

My books looking at me as twitter burns to the ground

[Pancake @FlappyPancake]

reject modernity, embrace tradition

[Pancake @FlappyPancake]

Humans:
65% Oxygen
18.5% Carbon
9.5% Hydrogen
3.5% Nitrogen
3.5% Other chemicals

Me from October to February:
100% Soup

[NIGHTMARE ON FILM STREET @NOFSpodcast]

thoughts and prayers

[Animals on Screen 🎬 @AnimalsOnScreen]

BREAKING: After 28 years, Tarantino finally reveals what was in the suitcase in Pulp Fiction.

[Pancake @FlappyPancake]

GUESS IT’S JUST ME THEN

[Pancake @FlappyPancake]

me the past 6 months

[Pancake @FlappyPancake]

me the past 6 months

[Pancake @FlappyPancake]

Please god someone help me get rid of this blue check mark it was funny for like 5 minutes and now I just look like an ass

[Stock Talk @stocktalkweekly]

BREAKING: @elonmusk says he plans to find someone to replace him as acting CEO of Twitter

[Pancake @FlappyPancake]

Never have I related to a celebrity more

[Page Six @PageSix]

'The Menu' star Anya Taylor-Joy has no interest in cooking: 'We have delivery' https://t.co/4agl1GLWJS

[CAPYBARA MAN @CAPYBARA_MAN]

“don’t go alone, take this”

[sai, return of @verdigrisbeep]

black phillip is kinda goated when living deliciously is the vibe

[Pancake @FlappyPancake]

As someone who has mastered his Kermit voice (and is very proud of it), this has haunted me all day

[The Gumbo Shrimp PhD Archive @zack69k]

every man has a Kermit the frog impression tucked away. ask any man trust me they’re waiting for a reason to bust it out