Brandon Stroder

probably tweeting about sports

[Brandon Stroder @brandonstroder]

… these are cows?

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

The first of the family to arrive 🥹

[Brandon Stroder @brandonstroder]

Make a harder sport 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Down Goes Brown @DownGoesBrown]

I’m generally pro-player and guys have the right to want to go elsewhere, but if Larkin’s whole list is really Florida/Vegas/Minnesota then I hope Yzerman plays hardball.

[Brandon Stroder @brandonstroder]

????

[Tampa Bay Rays @RaysBaseball]

We're ready

#TarpsOff #RaysUp

[Brandon Stroder @brandonstroder]

@dewayne72601 @MoStateBSB Using every cent of that dial up internet out there aren’t you

[Brandon Stroder @brandonstroder]

@LyndalScranton And apparently they are going to make him pitch until he gives up 10 runs

[Brandon Stroder @brandonstroder]

@LyndalScranton First to 12 wins

[Brandon Stroder @brandonstroder]

Hogs are scared

[Missouri State Baseball @MoStateBSB]

Here's tonight's starting lineup for our first game of the Lawrence Regional versus Arkansas.

45 minutes from first pitch here at Hoglund Ballpark!

https://t.co/3nbPXulI7L
📊 https://t.co/swNUQMFWmp
📻 https://t.co/qdcu2hVmPl
📻 KBFL 96.9 FM/1060 AM

#GoBears | #WeAreMoState

[Brandon Stroder @brandonstroder]

Man discovers that most people work actual jobs

[Cons @CaptainCons]

Neighbor last night had his lawn guy going at 630pm

I feel like all lawn work with loud tools must be done between 730a-4p.

Outside of that and you’re rude

[Brandon Stroder @brandonstroder]

@kytv You sure you don’t want to report on Fayetteville’s weather instead?

[Brandon Stroder @brandonstroder]

@kytv Didn’t know you guys had relocated to Fayetteville. You probably should

[Missouri State Baseball @MoStateBSB]

WE'RE IN.

Missouri State will head to Lawrence, KS for the Lawrence Regional 💪🎉

#GoBears | #WeAreMoState

[Exec Sum @exec_sum]

Washington University in St. Louis (WashU) is set for a 3,000% return on SpaceX

WashU invested $50M in SpaceX via LP commitments and co-investments with various tier 1 VCs around 2017

If SpaceX IPOs at a $1.5T valuation, WashU will exit with a $1.5B gain (gross) to boost its endowment value by 11%

WashU made headlines in 2021 after gaining 65% in the best annual performance for a university endowment ever

[Brandon Stroder @brandonstroder]

People are finally waking up to this

[Jordan Schmaltz @J_Swish24]

Interested to watch Nathan MacKinnon’s body language as this game goes. How many times does he raise his arms when shit goes wrong. How many times does he lift his chin to the sky and mutter “fak me” when a teammate doesn’t get him the puck. Negativity is contagious. And you can’t act like a bitch

-People’s

[Brandon Stroder @brandonstroder]

@LockedOnBlues Olli Jokinen

[Brandon Stroder @brandonstroder]

@Baseball4Ever99 @PlatinumKG_ @MLB I’m not so sure about that tbh

[Brandon Stroder @brandonstroder]

@TalkinBaseball_ ROY

[Brandon Stroder @brandonstroder]

Give him life in jail I don’t care anymore

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

One week before being ordered to serve 30 days in jail, Kansas City Chiefs wide receiver Rashee Rice underwent a clean-up surgery on his right knee to remove loose debris that was causing inflammation and now is expected to sideline him two months, league sources told ESPN.

[Brandon Stroder @brandonstroder]

@RangerApologist Please get a job