John P Pumpernickel, CPA

Loving father and husband. Certified Public Accountant. Avid rock climber. Mediocre Baker.

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@BryceHall Love you Bruce, but let’s respect people’s gender identities. Never know what someone is going through.

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@BryceHall Bruce have you ever made love with the lights on?

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@BryceHall Care to shake some ass on TikTok today Bruce?

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@BryceHall Hilarious Bruce. DM me and we can talk about loans.

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@mnmnmnsmnd @jazzanchovy You’ve never had a rice cooker then

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@PickensBurgh What about the girls he raped?

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@ufc why would you cut Jailton Almeida but not Tai Tuivasa and both Tafa bros?

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@JamesYoder To be fair, Michigan is worse than Epstein

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@BryceHall did you date charli damelio or Addison Rae? Can’t remember. Cheers 🍻

-JPP

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@BryceHall Thank you for speaking out about the injustices going on in our country! Bruce Hall is one of a kind!

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@OzmunC MOOD

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@DerrickEvans4WV Bro needs some head asap! One good sloppy toppy sesh and I guarantee he’s getting a Hillary 2016 tramp stamp and putting a “in this house we believe…” sign in his front yard.

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@BryceHall I’ve got you Bruce! What’s your Venmo?

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@EdbieLigerSmith I’d rather cheese grater my dick and pour rubbing alcohol on it than watch 20 minutes of Belal Muhammad highlights

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Anyone else see balance sheets in their dreams? Must be a me thing! Lol #accounting #accountant #CPA

-JPP

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@jacksonhinkle Deadass are we getting beat rn? These motherfuckers just out-do us every time.

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Holy shit Tai Tuivasa still has a job? If I was ever that shit at my job they wouldn’t even let me clean out my desk they’d probably just shoot me on the spot.

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Tai Tuivasa is so fucking bad if he’s still on the UFC roster by Monday then the shoey is the greatest investment in sports history.

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@Hoopss Head.

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@BryceHall Fuck yeah Bruce! Sweet ride! Mind if I take it for a spin?