Flarv

I like to eat sandwiches.

[Flarv @flarvbro]

Hey, if I like a “happy birthday” post on your page, it’s from both of us.

[Flarv @flarvbro]

#sameenergy

[Flarv @flarvbro]

These images give off the same energy

[Flarv @flarvbro]

I love you @boburnham

[Flarv @flarvbro]

I’m tweeting because I can lols

[Flarv @flarvbro]

I am very proud of my 2017 Tweets

[Flarv @flarvbro]

I need to learn how to make gifs so y'all understand what I mean.

[Flarv @flarvbro]

Every time Moviepass sends me an email I don’t want, I’m going to see a movie with my @AMCTheatres pass.

[Flarv @flarvbro]

Are y’all seriously going to sit there and tell me that Toby is NOT The Scranton Strangler?

[Flarv @flarvbro]

I was just re-introduced to @MotionCityMusic and I’m not even mad about it.

[Scholastic @Scholastic]

Are you two neighbors?!

Glad our #ScholasticBookFairs truck helped brighten your day, @cupofstars and @flaviomilicchio! 📚

[Flarv @flarvbro]

I just saw the Scholastic Book Fair truck drive by and I got starstruck.

[MQ @MQuitney]

Why ya gotta Florida so hard, Florida?

[Flarv @flarvbro]

I believe Dr. Ford.

[Flarv @flarvbro]

Hey @netflix, how are you just gonna drop American Vandal season 2 like that?

[Flarv @flarvbro]

I keep calling it “Downtown Abbey” and I can’t stop.

[Flarv @flarvbro]

How are you all surprised The Simpsons have predicted the future?You do know Matt Groening is a time-traveler, right? Have you not seen his documentary called Futurama? #Mattgroeningisatimetraveler

[Flarv @flarvbro]

Things were better when Shia LaBeouf was around.

[Flarv @flarvbro]

Tony. Danza.
*Clap clap clapclapclap*

[Flarv @flarvbro]

I’m gonna start a cryptocurrency and call it Exposure.