Jesse McCree ⭐️

just a simple cowman with a dream | married to @yaboyhanzo | #OWRP; art by @KingsDarga

[Jesse McCree ⭐️ @flashbangdandy]

got laundry out of the dryer, turned around to put the next load in, turned back around to find three spirit dragons and an otter burrowing in the warm clothes. this is my life now.

[Jesse McCree ⭐️ @flashbangdandy]

Hanzo: what are you doing?
me, chasing Miwa, both of us absolutely covered in tiny staticky styrofoam balls: NOTHING

[whitaker whump @cowboyfucker200]

mccree ugly

[Jesse McCree ⭐️ @flashbangdandy]

Hanzo: Jesse?
me, looking up from my book: hm?
Hanzo: Jesse, where are you?
me: I'm--right here
Hanzo: Jesse? Jesse I need y--
me: (already launching myself at him hard enough to knock the couch over)

[Jesse McCree ⭐️ @flashbangdandy]

Hanzo stop calling my name while pretending I'm not sitting right next to him challenge

[Jesse McCree ⭐️ @flashbangdandy]

world hard and cold, husband tiddy soft and warm

[Suzanne @tendermiasma]

They know who to go to for the goodies #mchanzo

[Suzanne @tendermiasma]

grossoldmen.png #mchanzo

[Suzanne @tendermiasma]

I'll never stop crying about old mchanzo

[Jesse McCree ⭐️ @flashbangdandy]

@SterbenNicht Sure, I think that'd be an acceptable substitute. You'd look real good with a cowboy hat.

Pretty sure I'll look ridiculous with a halo, but I'm down.

[Jesse McCree ⭐️ @flashbangdandy]

@SterbenNicht Hey. We got appearances to keep up.

Tell you what. I'll trade you my boots for your halo sometime and we'll see what's more comfortable?

[Jesse McCree ⭐️ @flashbangdandy]

@SterbenNicht ..... aesthetic,,

[Jesse McCree ⭐️ @flashbangdandy]

@SterbenNicht My boots have plenty of arch support. You think I wear these for fun?

I mean, I do, but that ain't the point.

[Jesse McCree ⭐️ @flashbangdandy]

@SterbenNicht Good luck!

[Jesse McCree ⭐️ @flashbangdandy]

@SterbenNicht Heh. Well, if anyone can do it, it's you.

[Jesse McCree ⭐️ @flashbangdandy]

@SterbenNicht I'd... start smaller, maybe. Aim for world peace or something.

[Jesse McCree ⭐️ @flashbangdandy]

@SterbenNicht True enough. And hey, I was listening. I quit smoking, didn't I?

Took me a goddamn decade, but still.

[Jesse McCree ⭐️ @flashbangdandy]

@SterbenNicht They should've. Overwatch was just... not great. At the listening thing.

[Jesse McCree ⭐️ @flashbangdandy]

@SterbenNicht That's-- y'know, that's fair. Pretty sure you had most folks convinced, though.

Even with that beret.