Calculator-using hedonist

Theoretical(ly a) mathematician. Analog dopamine dealer in a digital dopamine world. "Lindos y lindas, ya lárguense."

[Calculator-using hedonist @FlashDiaz]

That first one is pretty funny.

[The Tonight Show @FallonTonight]

Better luck in the Fall? 😂 #WorstSummerJob #FallonFlashback

[Calculator-using hedonist @FlashDiaz]

@Katt_Fondu @1968Tv Italy had a flying kick to the face in this video, followed by a “what did I do” shrug.

I dont think many people would give Italy the benefit of the doubt in any scenario, and for good historical reason.

[Calculator-using hedonist @FlashDiaz]

@Variety Maybe the only necessary use of sic mishandled by @Variety. Is instead if it’s? Period after Holocaust? The readers will assume the worst and the author invites them to.

It’s the Holocaust grandmother period.

[Calculator-using hedonist @FlashDiaz]

@Gladwell Big fan Malcolm. Question for you, a writer: isn’t “agentic” an adjective? If so, what does, “built for payments, trust, and agentic” mean? Did paypal decide that “built for agents” sounded too dark to fit with their marketing vision?

Anyways, love your stuff!

[Calculator-using hedonist @FlashDiaz]

During undergrad, Topology was underenrolled despite being required for math majors and only offered every other year. The prof scammed some poor physics TA into taking it for graduate credit. Same material, same assignments.

During my masters, CS dept did me exactly the same

[kam @kamsspice]

so in american universities, do you guys take classes with people outside of your course because why am i reading in fics that two people studying two different subjects are in the same maths lectures

[Calculator-using hedonist @FlashDiaz]

@DropAPinShow wait, if these people dont work for a sports thing then…. bless their hearts again

[Calculator-using hedonist @FlashDiaz]

@DropAPinShow Trivia is not critical thought and I guess geography doesnt overlap with US sports. Therefore, bless their hearts.

[Calculator-using hedonist @FlashDiaz]

@DropAPinShow “No one likes the smart guy” - Norm Macdonald. This is an entertainment channel. Therefore, good job boys and girls.

[Calculator-using hedonist @FlashDiaz]

@MerriamWebster Shouldn’t be a word! In the audiobook for TC Boyle’s Wild Child, read by @tcboyle, Victor is said to show off secrete-ed sandwiches. Is he showing off feces or secret-ed sandwiches?

@Merriamwebster please rule on this like one of those french dictionaries.

[Calculator-using hedonist @FlashDiaz]

@MerriamWebster one entrusted with the secretions and confidences of a superior?

[Calculator-using hedonist @FlashDiaz]

@Jomboy_ you cant introduce a review system and let the reviewees gatekeep it.

[Calculator-using hedonist @FlashDiaz]

Grades serve too many purposes for students & schools: signal/reinforcement, self-esteem/motivation, hierarchic sorting (& supposedly an objective measure of growth over a timeframe🙄)

What then could a Canvas hack possibly be used for? Hoping for a creative data analytic result

[Calculator-using hedonist @FlashDiaz]

Assume, by way of contradiction, that JFK was an inside job. Then for at least 60 years, there exists an elegant and proven but unused safeguarding mechanism.

We dismiss the idea that such a mechanism has not yet found a new purpose. Therefore, JFK was not an inside job. QED.

[Calculator-using hedonist @FlashDiaz]

@Keithhambone Norm is the best (at comedy) because his parents were teachers and did all the work. Any classroom today and (not for nothing) any class with Norm Macdonald in it, requires so much more of the teacher than the student that this take is down syndrome-y.

[Calculator-using hedonist @FlashDiaz]

@ant_rants @Aella_Girl if your first paragraph is true, why post about it at all?

[Calculator-using hedonist @FlashDiaz]

@QiaochuYuan i dont know, i think its just that low hanging fruit still exists for cranks.

[Calculator-using hedonist @FlashDiaz]

@waitbutwhy The correct answer is blue (he insisted, repeatedly and publicly).

[Calculator-using hedonist @FlashDiaz]

Nov 2028. The line creeps forward slowly. You grip your new “real American ID”. One hundred yards from the elementary school, teens in camo body armor aim face scanners at the crowd.

Trump vs Obama for the vice presidency.

Your 3rd party vote will finally be heard.

[Calculator-using hedonist @FlashDiaz]

@Mr_Inelegant @CalltoActivism people whose second homes (or “second homes”) are worth 5 million+ cant catch a break

[Robin Messing @RobinSMessing]

@Pontifex Note that Pope Leo doesn't name anyone, and we all know who he is talking about.

[Calculator-using hedonist @FlashDiaz]

@JonKatz79 if thats true then isnt the word “style” redundant?