Flash M Agaba

perfectly imperfect

[Prophet Elvis Mbonye @Prophet_elvis]

POINT OF CONTACT! This TUESDAY June 23, 2026 5:30 pm at Zoe Grounds Plot 47 Kigo Lweza, Kampala, UGANDA along the Entebbe express Highway!! This is a special atmosphere to materialize your special request.
A point of contact is anything physical that releases your faith in God for the particular need that you have. The bible speaks of people who approached God through a point of contact to show their faith to Him, for instance the woman with the issue of blood [Luke 8:43-48], the wearing of handkerchiefs and aprons from Paul’s body [Acts 19:11-12], the shadow of Peter [Acts 5:15].
As a definite act of faith, carry a point of contact to transfer the anointing and healing needed to powerfully manifest your desires.
#ProphetElvisMbonye

[Giff Lasta @GiffLasta]

One whole side of the David/Bathsheeba story I never noticed until I interacted with Asian Christians?

Uriah knew everything.

It’s obvious when you read the story in a culture closer to the text. The folks I interacted with were a few generations removed from emperors and concubines and court politics.

The king doesn’t send for the most beautiful woman in the city when her husband is away without the neighbors knowing. In those cultures, if it is POSSIBLE that you could have been alone together as a man and a woman, then you slept together. It was assumed and known. People talk.

Uriah knew.

He was called back from the front, and was given a big dinner by the king, and told to relax and go sleep with his wife. He replied that his conscience couldn’t bear it with the soldiers of Israel still in the field.

This is court political talk.

Just like pharaoh and Moses debating in public about the sacrificial festival in the wilderness, both sides know exactly what is being really debated. There is stuff that can’t be directly acknowledged in public to save face, but it’s obvious to anyone in the know. Moses is demanding to take the Israelites for good. David is insisting that Uriah cover for David impregnating his wife.

Uriah knows he can’t publicly accuse the king of what they both knew he did. But Uriah would rather die than play the cuckold. So he makes some big righteous excuse for never being home alone with his wife, thus making it impossible for anyone to say that the child is his.

Uriah knows this means death. David knows this means death. The two of them understand each other.

Uriah is looking him in the eye and saying, “I can’t do anything to you, you dishonorable bastard, but I’ll be damned if I play along and cover for you. Do your worst—finish your dirty work.”

David coldly says in his eyes, “so you have chosen death.”

Uriah isn’t a clueless goody two shoes sap. He’s a man of honor and a tragic hero.

[Old Budonians' Club @budonian]

Congratulations on your victory & best wishes for your success as you prepare to take up responsibilities of your respective offices. May the Almighty God lead & guide you. Ladies & Gentlemen, We Present to you, the OBC EXCO 2024-2026

[Flash M Agaba @flashlav]

@BAinembabazi @dfcugroup Surely @dfcugroup can do better

[Flash M Agaba @flashlav]

Eye opening truths

[Ebukah Emmanuel Nzeji @Ebukah_Nzeji]

The opening statement is a big contradiction, Chief.

Women don't Love men, they can only have a Genuine Desire for men.

As controversial as this might sound,
Love works with hierarchy:

God loves the Man and his family.
The Man can never love God more than God loves him... That's why Christ died for mankind.

The Man Loves his Woman,
His Woman can never love him more than he loves her. That's why men die protecting their women...

The Woman loves her Child.
The Child can never love the Woman more than she loves it. That's why women die protecting their children.

So Love is a Hierarchy thing. It flows from up, downwards.

[PAA @AdewaleAdeife2]

You never want to emulate the faith of Abraham or the courage of David but you want to emulate their polygamy.

[KABUGO @Kabugo_]

Honestly if you know how difficult and how long it took some people to recover their peace of mind and happiness, you'll understand why they shut all doors at any slight discovery of toxicity & also why they can be so picky about who they allow in their lives. ~Unknown

[Phaneroo @Phanerookampala]

By Scripture, the husband is instructed to love his wife EXACTLY like Christ loved the church. Every man intending to marry should firstly carry a revelation of the God-kind of love: having a good understanding of this love that he may extend it to his wife.

https://t.co/SO1b3AHuZZ

#PhanerooSundayService
#PhanerooAt9
#LiveNow

[Joseph Kabuleta @JKabuleta]

You marry a hot babe, along the way she decides she wants to become a man. She goes for expensive surgery to remove her breasts and give her an artificial d*ck which doesn’t even function. And you must pay for it or it’s abuse. And if you want to divorce her/him and get yourself a woman (because you’re not a musiyazi), then you must give up half your estate.
I think these Bazungu are overrated. Right now financial aid is being conditioned on bisiyaga. Very soon it will be conditioned on this trans BS, and then on pedophilia. And some Ugandan captive minds will still be screaming Human Rights.

[Mr. Rager🎶 @______Aaron_]

So you mean my highest level of Education is Alevel

[Hillary bamulinde @Hbamulinde]

There's a reason most people are quieter as they grow older.
Time teaches you things.

[Flash M Agaba @flashlav]

@MrsBundrige Where can I get it from?

[Flash M Agaba @flashlav]

@thebodyofbrian Wishing you a quick recovery

[WILD AT HEART❤️❤️🔥🔥 @GeraldKoena]

Even if you chained my whole body against multiple tree trunks, and the trees were chained to the Hulk; with fighter jets and Iron Man on standby and the marines waiting down in case I fall, and an affidavit from God saying that I won’t die, I’m not doing this…

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

World’s longest-serving president names son as vice president after 43 years in power

https://t.co/cTuF1xJe7V

[dinosaur @dinosaurcouch]

alone time

[VT @VusiThembekwayo]

Enjoy your life.
Live your life.
Do life.

VT

[𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗔𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗹 𝗝𝗯𝘀𝗺𝗶𝘁𝗵 @theangeljbsmith]

Shoutout to whoever saw plantain and decided to fry it. I hope the gates of heaven opened for you🙏🏿

[Flash M Agaba @flashlav]

MTN marathon adverts are always lit

[billy chapata. @iambrillyant]

the older versions of you that didn’t know better don’t need blame consistently placed on them, they don’t need the scent of your resentment following them, they don’t need shame consistently attached to them; they deserve gratitude. you wouldn’t be who you are now without them.