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I'm here.
#NewProfilePic
#fnafparodytakeover.

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Did they just annihilate dj sterf?

[LogiBob (COMMS OPEN!) @LogeeBob]

ive Night's at Freddy's created by Scott Cawtho

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This is the second time a games story kinda parallelled with the actual devs

[Secret of the Marketing @FNAFSOTM]

SOTM was a cry for help. It's a statement on SWS rushing projects due to overworking themselves on several games

They need their Fiona to remind them to focus on one project at a time

but even then, as Fiona says, they're unreachable because of how busy they've made themselves

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One step forward for games
Two steps backward for communication

Honestly wtf are they on

[Secret of the Marketing @FNAFSOTM]

So, lemme get this straight..

You silently delay VR up to 10 months post-release

You don't tell us anything on where it is, why it's taking so long

You STILL managed to butcher VR

and you had the AUDACITY to ignore the community begging for clarity on if PCVR is included

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FNAF FABS DON'T WATCH THIS FUCK ASS VIDEO

[Red Pill Dispenser @redpilldispensr]

Man accuses NASA of lying after using his backyard telescope to observe the Sun.

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Guys I'm a larper.

[▹ ★ 🥕 Sebby! 🎂 ★ ◃ @_callmesebby]

https://t.co/zAisQkoKSP go my quiz! let's see how you all do! this is (probably) easy if you focus a bit on the both the books and games. this is something to test the knowledge of the masses

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At this point i think after getting ruin mimic prediction right, entom wondered how much bullshit he can get away with before getting caught

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Entom was tryna sneak in the goons lmao

[⋈ Yisus ⋈ @yisusitodeivid]

"Las descripciones vinieron directamente de Scott, no del libro."

Esta porquería queda confirmada como súper falsa

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I was compelled

[NovaBandit @NovaBandit0]

Retractable ears

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Ts selfslop

[MayDoesAThing @FunfettiSundae]

hetslop

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@olygonnagetyou YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME DEAD

[《Dumb♤ßat》 @Itz_Alucard]

Don't try sneaking up on Jest! It might not end well.

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@olygonnagetyou I too yearned for it honestly. I most likely would've opened him up in 5 months after

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@olygonnagetyou Go sleep.

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@olygonnagetyou I mean...
It should been obvious

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Whats with these fuckass AI esque essays being prominent here.

We're becoming facebook ever so slowly

[𝑴𝒊𝒓𝒆𝒙 @mirexmoses]

There’s a debate going on about which is worse: mosquitoes or bedbugs.

As someone who respects facts, trauma, and lived experience, let me be clear:

Bedbugs are the worst creatures to ever exist.
Mosquitoes?
We Africans are built for mosquitoes.
They disturb you, you slap one, you get malaria, you treat it, life moves on.
Use a net, cover your body, sleep with fan, you’ll still manage to sleep.
But bedbugs?

Ah.
When bedbugs enter your house, you are no longer the landlord.
You are the tenant.
In fact, you are the visitor.

If ONE bedbug enters your house today, by tomorrow morning they are about 70 million.
No meeting. No warning. Just multiplication.
Bedbugs don’t disturb sleep, they cancel sleep.
They don’t bite you, they traumatize you.

If you survive bedbugs, you may need therapy to feel safe in your own bed again.
Bedbugs will make you appreciate the Nigerian government.
Bedbugs are worse than bandits.

You can fumigate today, tomorrow, next week,
one or two will still survive to tell the story.
In fact, to finally defeat bedbugs, you have to leave the house for them.
You relocate.. While you probably wait for Trump to Nuke your area.

And let’s talk about their confidence.
Bedbugs existed before beds were invented.
Meaning they came prepared.
Humanity just caught up later.

Their scientific name is Cimex lectularius- you see the name? Bedbug is a senior lecturer.
And trust me, bedbugs will lecture you about life, humility, suffering, patience and why pride is useless.
In every language, the name “bedbug” never sounds friendly.

In Idoma, it's called 'ikpre'.
In Ebira language, it's call Ikazi (which sounds like 'irazi', meaning 'war') You dey hear am? Bedbugs is a bringer of war.

No translation sounds like peace.
So please, let’s stop this debate.

Mosquitoes are annoying but Bedbugs are demonic.
If bedbugs visit your house, you are the guest.

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This is like the 5th time I'm mentioning this.

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Roxy's black earring turns purple after being shattered

[Blurry @BlurryIsMe_]

What is the most useless piece of information you know about the FNAF series?

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Let her do whatever she wants

[Ink Fox ဗ @inkfox414]

what would you do in this situation