Diary of a depressed introvert

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[Diary of a depressed introvert @flashmobforever]

I was going to text you back, but my phone ran out of gas.

[Diary of a depressed introvert @flashmobforever]

Rewatching GOT and I really just want to remind filmmakers that you can do night scenes and dark symbolic ones without making it necessary to watch the show in the middle of the day, with the brightness on high and a flashlight pointing at the screen to be able to see it.

[Diary of a depressed introvert @flashmobforever]

Watching @taskmaster and @TheMaeMartin has such a sad vibe, it makes you want to hug them and make sure they’re okay.
Maybe resting sad face is just a new thing they’re starting and I’m behind the trend🤷🏼‍♀️

[Diary of a depressed introvert @flashmobforever]

If Scientology had called themselves Cake-Ology it would have taken people way longer to figure out they’re a cult.. they’d be too focused on the potential for free cake.
#funfactswithaurora

[Diary of a depressed introvert @flashmobforever]

Petition to get all music streaming services to remove the not Taylor versions when she’s done rereleasing her albums ♥️
#fuckScooterBraun #TaylorsVersion

[Diary of a depressed introvert @flashmobforever]

@AMorbidPodcast
I saw this last week and thought of Alaina immediately!

[Diary of a depressed introvert @flashmobforever]

@AMorbidPodcast have you two seen the new Buffy audio series on Audible?!
If not, it’s called Slayers: A Buffyverse Story
Maybe you can cover it on The Rewatcher 🖤

[Diary of a depressed introvert @flashmobforever]

@amberhouston_ If you call the homeless era a nomadic era, it might give the illusion of being easier. A nomadic life is supposed to be more adventure and less stress.. apparently

[Diary of a depressed introvert @flashmobforever]

@amberhouston_ Usually they don’t even do that. Just pay for a massage. They’re expensive, but you get more out of it than you would a bf lol

[Diary of a depressed introvert @flashmobforever]

People used to dream of owning homes… now we just dream of being able to afford a place with ensuite laundry.

[Diary of a depressed introvert @flashmobforever]

Current inflation: “$10 is the new $1
And $1 is the new penny… so obsolete”
#firstworldpoverty

[Diary of a depressed introvert @flashmobforever]

@WinslowsMermaid Manitova and I miss you too! ❤️

[Diary of a depressed introvert @flashmobforever]

Medication is always like “may cause sexual dysfunction”
Like thanks for making me choose between life and having orgasms.
Now we’ll really find out what the priorities are.
#medicationprobs #sideeffects #lossoforgasm #priorities

[Diary of a depressed introvert @flashmobforever]

My cat has terrible taste in men

[Diary of a depressed introvert @flashmobforever]

@WinslowsMermaid Thank you, it was a rough night but I survived lol

[Diary of a depressed introvert @flashmobforever]

The real first world problem is when your vibrator dies mid use and you don’t remember where the charger is so you have to decide between switching to manual or annoyed sleep..

[Diary of a depressed introvert @flashmobforever]

I have endless admiration for women who get super long gel nails. I couldn’t even handle medium length ones for a couple weeks before I hacked them off.

You’re all amazing

[Diary of a depressed introvert @flashmobforever]

I like to keep my life interesting by spilling a different beverage close to electrical outlet each morning.

Apparently.

[Diary of a depressed introvert @flashmobforever]

Who isn’t a nihilist these days? Existentialists?! They’re just nihilists in disguise!!
#Philosophy

[Diary of a depressed introvert @flashmobforever]

You weren’t assigned a bathroom at birth..
#sorrynotsorry

[Diary of a depressed introvert @flashmobforever]

My coworker was concerned that I was going to the gym too often because of how much weight she thought I had lost.
I don’t exercise, I haven’t lost weight, I was just wearing a padded bra
#FunFacts #justgirlythings