Michael

[The Church of the Bell @Churchofthebell]

How much effort you gotta put in to go from being an 0-2er to a 1-2er at the local

[AnimeOrbit @amineorbit8]

Crazy how this guy made an off meta build look straight up broken while everyone else is struggling with their little DNA merchant eye powers

[Mayor Mike @theMayor_Mike]

Adding “Mike McDaniel” to the list of Justin Herbert excuses

[lou @bitterswtnr]

i met a guy yesterday who turned out to be named darius, so i ask him jokingly do you know THE Darius from Noxus ? he says "Bruh" and shows me his opgg LOL 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[baby unc 🐘 @TheGreyHunter]

Fair enough.

[The Skippers View @TheSkippersView]

Live look at the Chicago White Sox starting the post season.

[GameX🇬🇭 @StayTofik]

“Minato let you go??”

“Yeah and i came straight back to the village”

[ˢᵃᵐ² @atom1zer]

What bums me out about him not winning here is that he may just eventually end up like dicaprio and win an award for a performance that was just alright compared to what he's done prior

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

I love when you hand a dog a treat and they are like, thanks, I'll be having this in the other room.
Excuse me

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

Dressing as Chris Hansen for Halloween and showing up to people’s houses while they’re giving out candy to children and asking them “you see how this looks, right?”

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

“A fish doesn’t know land. Doesn’t make grass niche”

[Thomas R. Petersen @thomasrp93]

Marshawn Lynch on Jalen Hurts:

"They talking about this the year he gotta go do this or gotta do that, or he's gone. I aint hear you say that about Justin Herbert. I aint hear them say none of that shit about any of the snowbunny quarterbacks"

#Eagles via @GetGotPod

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

The weather dropped
from 95 to 60 like it saw
a State Trooper.

[Charles Maddock @charles_maddock]

yo is this actually good advice?

[Judyyyy @iamjudyyyyyyyy]

Eren Yeager looked at the other side of the sea and said there would be no more racism if there are no races.

What a guy.

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

HARBAUGH: Jameis we’re going to need you to start the last 15 games of the season. you spent the offseason preparing for this right
JAMEIS: of course coach

JAMEIS THIS OFFSEASON:

[Tom Brennan @Brennanator]

If you’re bothered by Avengers Endgame: Encore taking a perfect ending to a story and immediately undermining it to set up the next one, have I got 87 years worth of Marvel Comics to show you.