sud

english teacher and matty healy apologist

[ִ ࣪𖤐.ᐟ @unusedcartt]

ever since i was a little girl i been mad as hell

[rozz @rozzheeg]

lily tomlin and Jane Fonda report to the diva protection bunker asap

[gel @ttpdfc]

new word: faggggg (when ur giving fantastic + gaggg)

[o-n🌛🍓 @thefloorsonfire]

scooby doo after he finishes praying:

[Slim Dyke @notmaryshea]

i can’t stop saying it’s all corrupt girl but like. it is all corrupt girl

[bella @earlygirl__]

finally saw the odyssey. I do not like the way they treated the cyclops. he was minding his business and tending a lovely home.

[k @ysljennii]

my greatest pleasure is getting home and walking around like this

[𝖓𝖆𝖟 ꒰ঌ ໒꒱ @nazzygirlxx]

all quiet on the frontal lobe

[ً @artfuIchaos]

i love BDSM (buying dumb shit for myself )

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

it’s cause ur always on that damn spectrum

[CineVow @cinevow]

Zendaya for Prada, 2026

[beautiful woman @zooomettee]

Mid argument with my bf and he asks if im getting my period soon #gotityesterday #fuckyou

[PERVERTBALLMASTER3000 @snqped]

Hitler's spirit is alive and it operates this app called Microsoft Authenticator

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Taylor Swift has removed the audio of her song ‘august’ from a TikTok posted by Donald Trump’s team.

The caption read: “I’m sure Taylor Swift is going to be super excited we used her song!”

[Swift Karma @SwiftKarma_]

yes taylor I get you

[Chris @citehchris]

maybe putting 500mg of caffeine in your body will help with your anxiety. there’s really no way to know

[໊ @scuderiatayrari]

she’s literally god https://t.co/akGw5Fi3Nn