carpet o’haira

this space for rent

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My grandpas baby toenail was so small and thick it just stuck straight out like a horn. Like a sharp piece of hay

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@OrevaZSN Teeth

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Me reporting to my job site: oh no! Who filled my pit with all these bottoms??

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Vibes of a guy who’s named shawn. Humble, unassuming. Parents who weren’t hoity toity. For their son the phonetic spelling was more than enough.

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If I was Justin Timberlake I would have taken Mr. Schuesters character on glee as a personal attack.

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Got voted “most likely to lead a communist revolution” in law school which looking back on it is really just my classmates making sure I’m less employable than they are

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@buttholemuseum Wdym “appear”. Is it larger or not

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@JimmyFoxhound @Puppieslover Like seeing a puppy abuse a human …

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What if you went on MySpace and saw a dead person was currently online @TEDXLSU #tedxlsu

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Subjects and predicates are so gay they're in the clause-et

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@bigkhing001 https://t.co/WpJpCLpEzB

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Weird how super evangelical people are always having like 8+ kids. I mean you’re basically guaranteed to have a gay one at that point.

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@Rodrigo_koi Even if any of this was actually true the iPhone would still be a great tradeoff imo

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If the door is shut and kelly rowland is playing then its best not to disturb me

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Me: they update the software on your phone sometimes while it’s charging

What my grandparents hear: you can post your nudes while ai drives your car. watch this download on the tip top app. three of the right emojis can summon the devil

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@noetic_emetic Hell yeah 337 mentioned

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@paultwinkbryant @Caol_MacCormaic I don’t think that the way someone says their last name can be incorrect? It’s their name?

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@paultwinkbryant @Caol_MacCormaic But this does remind me of this egregious Wikipedia chart lol

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Ay-Bear

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@paultwinkbryant @Caol_MacCormaic I am not sure if that is an example of a hyperforeignism. I think that is just a regular Cajun name lol

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@BigDogMom2022 right so this is the kind of conclusion you would come to if you think the point of these policies is to punish parents and not help kids

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@JoeDeezy13 @Himothymarx @ryangrim @elonmusk Then why isn’t ICE reporting these screw worms