Tyrannus Basilton Grimm-Pitch

The adventures of Flat Bazly! Follow along as I travel the world in a fellowship of the traveling Baz ✈️ 🌎

[Tyrannus Basilton Grimm-Pitch @flatbazly]

Wow, this girl Cath is obsessed with me.
#flatbazly #fellowshipofthetravellingbaz #bazpitch #tyrannusbasiltongrimmpitch #snowbaz #simonsnow #rainbowrowell #waywardson #carryon

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[Tyrannus Basilton Grimm-Pitch @flatbazly]

This is better than vacation anyway. Practicing #SocialDistancing

#flatbazly #fellowshipofthetravellingbaz #bazpitch #tyrannusbasiltongrimmpitch #snowbaz #simonsnow #rainbowrowell #waywardson #carryon @rainbowrowell

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[Tyrannus Basilton Grimm-Pitch @flatbazly]

These fish & chips were so good, I forgot to hide my fangs while eating!

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[Tyrannus Basilton Grimm-Pitch @flatbazly]

So glad to be back in England since no one else knows how to do proper Sunday roast. Wishing the meat was more rare though. #flatbazly #fellowshipofthetravellingbaz #bazpitch #tyrannusbasiltongrimmpitch #snowbaz…

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[Tyrannus Basilton Grimm-Pitch @flatbazly]

Honestly I haven’t been this surprised since Simon kissed me. The normal took me to see my Earth Mom and it was the best day ever.
#flatbazly #fellowshipofthetravellingbaz #bazpitch #tyrannusbasiltongrimmpitch #snowbaz…

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[Tyrannus Basilton Grimm-Pitch @flatbazly]

Hell is empty and all the devils are here

#flatbazly #fellowshipofthetravellingbaz #bazpitch #tyrannusbasiltongrimmpitch #snowbaz #simonsnow #rainbowrowell #waywardson #carryon

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[Tyrannus Basilton Grimm-Pitch @flatbazly]

Excuse me, I thought I ordered this steak extremely rare
#flatbazly #fellowshipofthetravellingbaz #bazpitch #tyrannusbasiltongrimmpitch #snowbaz #simonsnow #rainbowrowell #waywardson #carryon

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[Tyrannus Basilton Grimm-Pitch @flatbazly]

I know I look amazing in the light of the setting sun but maybe don’t bring me so close to an open flame next time...for reasons
#flatbazly #fellowshipofthetravellingbaz #bazpitch #tyrannusbasiltongrimmpitch #snowbaz…

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[Tyrannus Basilton Grimm-Pitch @flatbazly]

Don’t just sit there laughing! Someone help me!
#flatbazly #fellowshipofthetravellingbaz #bazpitch #tyrannusbasiltongrimmpitch #snowbaz #simonsnow #rainbowrowell #waywardson #carryon

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[Tyrannus Basilton Grimm-Pitch @flatbazly]

I’m not sure why the Normals keep taking me to the sunniest places in the world. Why can’t they vacation somewhere in a cave or something?

#flatbazly #fellowshipofthetravellingbaz #bazpitch #tyrannusbasiltongrimmpitch…

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[Tyrannus Basilton Grimm-Pitch @flatbazly]

The normal dragged me to see longhorns, but apparently only these “mini-donkeys” were around. I’m unclear if these beasts actually do anything useful, but they seemed to think the flowers on my suit were treats. They’re…

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[Tyrannus Basilton Grimm-Pitch @flatbazly]

Does the sun never go away in Texas?!? It’s the middle of winter, and yet it is still hot and humid here. I think Texas is even more dreadful than Illinois. @rainbowrowell #flatbazly #fellowshipofthetravellingbaz…

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[Tyrannus Basilton Grimm-Pitch @flatbazly]

I’m told I should keep an eye out for creepy twins, but I still don’t understand why there’s a child’s toy at the cinema. @rainbowrowell

#flatbazly #fellowshipofthetravellingbaz #bazpitch #tyrannusbasiltongrimmpitch…

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[Melissa @mellooyellow]

Okay but @flatbazly should be enough to get me in 🥰😆

[Tyrannus Basilton Grimm-Pitch @flatbazly]

I thought I’d see at least one cowboy in Texas, but so far this statue is the closest I’ve come. Rather disappointing. @rainbowrowell #flatbazly #fellowshipofthetravellingbaz #bazpitch #tyrannusbasiltongrimmpitch…

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[Tyrannus Basilton Grimm-Pitch @flatbazly]

Stopped in at Bookpeople to get some new reading material, but ended up staring at Snow’s picture for far too long...@rainbowrowell

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[Tyrannus Basilton Grimm-Pitch @flatbazly]

Feeling a bit homesick, so I went to the pub to watch a little footie. The Watford match wasn’t on, so I had to settle for Arsenal but it’s not as fun without Snow here to explain things to me. @rainbowrowell

#flatbazly…

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[Tyrannus Basilton Grimm-Pitch @flatbazly]

The normal keeps insisting that this hat is perfectly ordinary here and appropriate winter headwear, but I’m pretty sure she’s having me on. @rainbowrowell

#flatbazly #fellowshipofthetravellingbaz #bazpitch…

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[Tyrannus Basilton Grimm-Pitch @flatbazly]

Balls were always my strong suit. @rainbowrowell.
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#flatbazly #fellowshipofthetravelingbaz #memorylanes #tyrannusbasiltongrimmpitch #simonsnow #snowbaz #bazpitch #watford #carryon #waywardsonnlb

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[Tyrannus Basilton Grimm-Pitch @flatbazly]

Merry Christmas! Or happy Christmas? Whatever. I thought I’d be the best dressed in this normal town but clearly I am mistaken. Honk the moose has me beat 🤨 @rainbowrowell.
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#flatbazly #fellowshipofthetravelingbaz…

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