Casual Friday

i follow bots back. got literally one email submission joke on Weekend Update once so "SNL Contributer" I guess

[Casual Friday @FlatFrontChinos]

The fact that everyone now can easily produce content doesn't mean that a larger percentage of the population can create good content.

[Casual Friday @FlatFrontChinos]

Now that known liberals are being accused of sexual harassment, the far right is becoming accidentally woke and it's wonderful https://t.co/Y6RpEkJ4si

[Paul Joseph Watson @PrisonPlanet]

Yeah, I think whipping your dick out on a whim in front of random women kind of goes beyond flirty, Geraldo. https://t.co/UVOs9GBVfn

[Casual Friday @FlatFrontChinos]

I'm a touchy feely guy, I'm a backslapper, I'll grab your shoulder or playfully punch your arm (here's the catch) IF we are very good friends and we both know we're good on that level https://t.co/dxwaLB5c1P

[Feminist Killjoy *ACAB* @JoyfulPocket]

Let me make an announcement which will surprise no women and most men:

I don't want to be touched by men who I'm not related to or dating. Not at work, not in a coffee shop, not at a bar, not anyplace. Don't touch me. It's not hard. I go around not touching men constantly. Easy.

[Casual Friday @FlatFrontChinos]

@JoyfulPocket @trft Yeah that's my point. We have her word, we have his word, we don't know what actually happened. No one silenced or shamed her, he lost his job, what more do we need? Definitely not some rando mansplainwhiteknighting

[Casual Friday @FlatFrontChinos]

According to Keillor, it was unintentional, he apologized and she accepted it. So far the only thing we know for certain is that @trft wasn't there https://t.co/J4Ll6WObbo

[trft 🌻 @trft]

@StarTribune Putting your hand several inches up the bare back of a woman who is wearing something that covers her back, far enough she recoiled, is inappropriate. Forget anything else. It may not even be the same incident that led to being fired. If the lady was in distress it’s worse.

[Casual Friday @FlatFrontChinos]

@emilynussbaum Whoa whoa whoa. Olaf is hilarious in Frozen. I consider the new short to be non-canonical

[Casual Friday @FlatFrontChinos]

@MikeRMedici Hi, I'm you're upper back! Hi, I'm your big toe!

[Casual Friday @FlatFrontChinos]

Snacks serving hot sauce https://t.co/EkOyUoNSkh

[Billy @snacks]

Please don’t tell me what franchesa or whatever his name is said. The guy doesn’t even have real teeth...”when you gonna quit jiving and tell everyone you got laid off”
- Professor Klump

[Casual Friday @FlatFrontChinos]

When the take is good but gets a little too hot right at the end. https://t.co/7MsQJxfdg8

[Casual Friday @FlatFrontChinos]

Even better advice: stop being a YOUTUBER. You're probably not entertaining https://t.co/zAwkFCAKLq

[Casual Friday @FlatFrontChinos]

41% of fliers can eat my seatback, I have herniated discs https://t.co/LZcZIAFr30

[FiveThirtyEight @FiveThirtyEight]

41% of fliers think you're rude if you recline your seat. https://t.co/HbGJLmKxQN

[Alexis Ohanian 🗽 @alexisohanian]

The FCC is telling us to stop the FCC from destroying Net Neutrality. Thank you, Jessica.

https://t.co/MJmC6e7j7G

[Casual Friday @FlatFrontChinos]

Truth. And let's not even get into your really nice truck or the tiniest little Beamer you lease https://t.co/SlmmDGClQC

[Casual Friday @FlatFrontChinos]

He's not wrong https://t.co/0ANTR3cS7S

[wint @dril]

im afraid i must say that i do not find the mysteries featured on "scooby-doo" challenging enough .

[Casual Friday @FlatFrontChinos]

@bonniemcfarlane Would you say it straddles the line between pleasure and punishment

[Casual Friday @FlatFrontChinos]

"Point-Counterpoint: Sexual Harassment in the Workplace Has Got to Stop vs. I Love The Way Your Tits Bounce When You Type" https://t.co/p7xZddENAR

[Ray Dalio @RayDalio]

I’ve been giving this way to friends and family for years and have found it wonderful.

[Absurdistwords @absurdistwords]

If your ethical judgments only apply to those not on your "side", You aren't moral.

You're just weaponizing ethics.