Phil

Net Spend Est Facere

[Phil @flatkins]

Thoughts and prayers for @tntsports at this difficult time

[Phil @flatkins]

@WestHam_Central @SkyBetChamp Chat shit, get relegated

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He kept his promise

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@JDNOPICS https://t.co/5slnMBPs8H

[Ben Collins @TheBenCollins]

For ‘World In Motion’ - New Order/England’s Italia ’90 song - all squad members were offered the chance to audition to do the rap section; it was never assumed that John Barnes was the best man for the job.

Anyway, here’s Peter Beardsley rapping.

https://t.co/9VUq2oXuQO

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Refereed differently

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@AwayDaysFB “Aggessive gum chewing” 🙄

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Sam Matterface still doesn’t know what “incommunicado” means

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@dannykellywords We’re all standing with you, Danny 🤍💙

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Tudor was one more question away from chinning him

[Phil @flatkins]

In his last two PL press conferences, Tudor has talked about “social media life in 2025”

Guy doesn’t even know what year we’re in

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@RKTweets Guest manager every week. Like Have I Got News For You

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@JaiP72 Relegated at Chelsea. Arsenal win the quadruple. End times.

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Peter Bankes - main character syndrome again

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Muani, Muani…

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Headloss 👀

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‘kin ‘ell

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Looks like one these two

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Sam Matterface is a warcrime of a commentator

[Phil @flatkins]

If you're expecting anyone other than Heitinga as interim, prepare to be disappointed.