ғᒪ𝓪𝓉𝕃ι𝔫𝒆я➆❶❽ ♞ (²ˣᵖ)

Dad, Husband, Problem solving soothsayer. Award-winning firestarter.
he/haw

[George Washington 🇺🇸 @YN_Washington]

They put the skyline on the cover and the entirety of Chicago got hit with the worst Madden curse of all time

[ғᒪ𝓪𝓉𝕃ι𝔫𝒆я➆❶❽ ♞ (²ˣᵖ) @flatliner718]

@TMZ This shit is like the tmnt arcade game. Wtf

[𝖃𝖊𝖓𝖔 @xenobangs]

Aye them dogs wilding 😭😭😭 niggas went through that window like it was resident evil 1

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

How it feels to type in ur email and password with a remote

[accepter of fate🇵🇸 @letsgaymets]

what’s this mlb tour he’s on

[SNY Mets @SNY_Mets]

MENACE!

J.K. Simmons (and Spider-Man) at Citi Field tonight!

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

His 3 day weekend is over. Stop the rain and make it sunny for the work week

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

The video that started it all… celebs singing “Imagine” to kick off the COVID pandemic

[Danny Polishchuk @Dannyjokes]

George Floyd died 6 years ago so we could have this video.

[Carson Hocevar @CarsonHocevar]

every day is a privilege and today is a truly sad reminder of that.

this little boy in this picture hated you on sunday’s. but he loved to hate you, and you made it very difficult to hate and not become a fan when your passion for racing showed, when you would show up to his home town to race at his home tracks. he will be forever grateful for that.

from a fan, to a hater, to a competitor, to a teammate, and to even maybe a friend. i share that story because this little kid in the picture was not anywhere near the true number that you impacted for the better just through racing.

you will be deeply missed. both on the race track, but certainly off.

RIP. 🕊️

[ғᒪ𝓪𝓉𝕃ι𝔫𝒆я➆❶❽ ♞ (²ˣᵖ) @flatliner718]

@PocketVolcano Kinda crazy considering Colbert's religious beliefs...

[ketaminion @murielburial]

melhor tweet da história

[Jon 🔬 @JonnyMicro]

Bro they are dunking on Page in other languages now 😭😭😭

[J.D. PicKell @jdpickell]

Just now watching Project Hail Mary. About 40 minutes in. Haven’t seen a forward pass yet.

[ғᒪ𝓪𝓉𝕃ι𝔫𝒆я➆❶❽ ♞ (²ˣᵖ) @flatliner718]

@BenStiller 🤣🤣🤣

[Michael Magaletta @mikemagz07]

Do you guys think Dianna Russini’s family is celebrating her today?

😬

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

Has anyone considered that Mike Vrabel might just have anxiety

[Dashy™️🦥 @Dashytwo]

I still think it’s crazy how they jumped him for being mad at bro for kiIIing his parents😭

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Say what you about the guy but I like the way he be operating lol because yes fuck the Met Gala my team is in the playoffs