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entertain me

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@Ronindrake2 I completely agree.

Earlier tonight, I was pondering on the idea of what a "Muppet Star Wars" could look like, and would be willing to share with you guys if you're interested in hearing my take on what a "Muppet Star Wars" could potentially look like

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I'm so sick of watching Disney just sit on this IP and do nothing with it. the muppets genuinely have limitless potential and just get...ignored by Disney pretty much.

[ToonHive @ToonHive]

‘The Muppet Show (2026)’ is a 6X Emmy nominee.

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they fly now

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@Winfield_24 i genuinely thought of this bit from smiling friends when i was typing this tweet 😂😂

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maclunkey

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how tf have i been making so many hit tweets lately what

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@InternetH0F molotov cocktail

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@imfat bro i will do three lines. i would've done it without the 6 million hanging over my head. that's just a fucking bonus dude

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where will all the martyrs go when the virus cures itself? and where will we all go when it's too late?

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I'm on Hugo's side with all this drama by the way

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@JWIMYS i had sex with a 37 year old woman when i was 19 and honestly don't understand the hype. she kept asking to fuck on the front lawn and i had to tell her we can't do that (I live in the city and police regularly patrol my area)

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I'm a massive Green Day fan and I think this song sucks.

Sounds like a leftover from Father Of All Motherfuckers

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And because every road trip needs some music, here's something for the ride, a brand new song, "I'm Never Gonna R.I.P.” https://t.co/tlrOFNFGIQ

Turn it up and take it for a spin.

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every movie should have a duo voiced or played by key and peele. i wanna visit a reality where it's a universal constant that key and peele just play a duo in every piece of media to ever exist and they're like all pruney from being overworked and never sleeping

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these guys should be played by key and peele

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New look at Pua and Heihei in the live-action ‘MOANA’ remake.

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@SUITTRIALS because terence can actually just fucking kill you

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@Lyracutevibes fish

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@farawayquarry13 did they seriously dig up old comments to try and cancel you over an argument about football? lmaooooo

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why are farawayquarry13 and the season 5 guy beefing

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I just watched the new episode of Rick and Morty, and genuinely like, this season has just been *hit after hit*, like these have all been fantastic episodes in my opinion.

This is probably shaping up to be the best season in years