Flatwoods Monster

Hello Humans, I am the Flatwoods Monster as you have dubbed me. I do not care much for planet, however your cryptids fascinate me, especially the Mothman.

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@mothmansays You don't look bad yourself

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@mothmansays thank you

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@tagyrselfmeme Why is the mongolian death worm up there? Honestly I would be a better choice.

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@wendigosays No you just aren't looking hard enough

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@OfficSlenderMan You have troubles with kids too? Kids where some of the only people that witnessed me

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The fuck is a slenderman?

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@devonveillette that's because the aliens where based off of me

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@creepysteeples Awwwww

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@Jetpacksquirrel Bravo

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The only reason I have a Twitter account is because I need the quickest updates on earths defences

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@PouAlien What... Are... You?

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@Galaxy_Alien Hello

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Is this what humans really think we look like? No we're more reptilian.