faustina giordano

[faustina giordano @flaufi]

@El_Universal_Mx My wife was pregnant, I called my father to tell him the good news and was moved to say: Dad, I will be a grandson!

@kaewkumfu

[El Universal @El_Universal_Mx]

Sigue la #LaMañaneraDeAMLO minuto a minuto 👇 https://t.co/p7XTgx5I8L

[faustina giordano @flaufi]

@El_Universal_Mx Foshizzle I kinda like this! You just can't deny the similarities

[faustina giordano @flaufi]

@El_Universal_Mx Are you a cowboy or a cowboy?

[El Universal @El_Universal_Mx]

José Refugio, abogado del líder del cártel de Sinaloa, asegura que el capo no ha visto la luz del sol en seis años en prisión en EU https://t.co/A8j0ypecHv

[faustina giordano @flaufi]

@El_Universal_Mx Do you want to fart or fart loudly or pull your pants silently? Silence is deadly.

[El Universal @El_Universal_Mx]

AMLO asegura que se va a analizar la solicitud de "El Chapo" Guzmán que pide volver a México para continuar con su proceso https://t.co/a7ySYhXHza

[faustina giordano @flaufi]

@El_Universal_Mx @pedrovillaycana You have no problem at all, this is because your parents have problems, who made you like this!

[faustina giordano @flaufi]

@ConspiracionESP Do you want to fart or fart loudly or pull your pants silently? Silence is deadly.

@Fitnessordye

[faustina giordano @flaufi]

@briellamusic Are you ready to have daily diarrhea for the next three months or daily constipation for the next three months? Drink lots of water.

@rosnahSVW

[faustina giordano @flaufi]

@davidbisbal Love you hate me as long as I miss you, I'm just a clown in my world.

@Attitud20213572

[faustina giordano @flaufi]

@mediotiempo I will try my best to be the person you like, and then you won't be with me anymore.

@sparklebabyshin

[faustina giordano @flaufi]

@FCBarcelona_cat Now you just want to scold me, that means you don't understand me, but after you understand me, you will want to hit me.

[faustina giordano @flaufi]

@mediotiempo His brother smokes, but he wants to keep warm because he feels cold.

[faustina giordano @flaufi]

@MissMaluma Korean scholars believe that the Monkey King is actually a North Korean god because he wields a stick!

[faustina giordano @flaufi]

@EuroLeague As long as dawn appears before sunset, as long as you arrive before finishing out of class.

@Jonjonn79179510

[faustina giordano @flaufi]

@earcos When people think, God laughs, when subordinates think, the boss gets angry, and when children think, adults worry.

@ashleigh93

[faustina giordano @flaufi]

@elmundoes Some people are just born as geniuses who can see things that the rest of us cannot.