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maybe i should stop giggling like a naughty school girl

[Okong' Okuna @XivTroy]

I've had funny dating experiences in this city. I once dated a woman who wanted to race me every chance she got. You'd be sat in the in an eatery waiting for food to be served only for madam to go "1st to that tree over there" in a dress. I lost so much weight. I'd see her and get palpitations.

Then I started seeing A. & on the 3rd date we joined a group of kids playing football at the park. She was surprisingly good at football, but she took it a little too seriously, imo. She was lunging into those kids like they were robbers. Had to call her aside for a chat. "Baby, those are kids. You will kill them. Please. In the name of Jesus. Go easy on them. Children are our future." Madam nodded her head, smiled, turned back, and went straight lunging into the next kid like Rey Mysterio. Swept the kid halfway into the galaxy. I had to pull her away very quickly. We probably would have gotten lynched.

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Juli.. zufrieden bin ich. Geduld beim Warten auf die Erfüllung erhörter Gebete. Es stehen gute Dinge bevor

[𓄿 @1080pLou]

Celibacy Day 0.

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@anj_116_ Third horse on fire reincarnated Elijah Abraham mtukuf nabii owuor

And it will be your fault 😭😭😭

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Where is the lie? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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A for Abductions
B for Bribes
C for Corruption
Now its stuck in my head🥲😂😂 ah mammito

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@Dr_Huey Asande kwa kasi 😂😂😂😂

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@Dr_Huey She said

[NETTI🫐 @Blocboy_GT]

as a ghoster, when i get ghosted i respect it..

[goma @soigomaa]

When I say "not all men" I mean this one lizard, specifically

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Don't be the kind of christian who loves to hate

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Manifesting

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Hawi d'ehre

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@mugunjm Wacha nikublock real quick 😂😂😂😂

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Servus 🇦🇹

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@mugunjm Akwende

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@mugunjm Hahahaha only you can understand my love for Chapo 🤭

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Kure Kure 😩😩