eater of bread

british train hate account

[eater of bread @flaweddarling]

my friend just spelled yaoi like “yowee”

[eater of bread @flaweddarling]

currently in a bathroom stall with a toilet paper dispenser that is above my head I feel like that is a comically high place to put a toilet paper dispenser

[eater of bread @flaweddarling]

im branching out in my twenties and putting myself out there oh god oh fuck

[eater of bread @flaweddarling]

Iman as Nefertari in Michael Jackson’s Remember the Time music video was one of my first childhood crushes

[eater of bread @flaweddarling]

when what I think is my shift getting pushed up by 4 hours when it’s actually being extended by 4 hours…

[eater of bread @flaweddarling]

why do americans make tiktoks asking the dumbest questions w captions like “question everything” instead of just..googling it

[eater of bread @flaweddarling]

I now know why ppl don’t leave the cup w their drink and the cup w their water next to each other when painting watercolour. however I’m drinking my tea anyway

[eater of bread @flaweddarling]

Right so this is really pathetic actually

[eater of bread @flaweddarling]

listening to the radio everyday while at my grandparent’s and I can confirm that they play ordinary all the fuckijg time

[eater of bread @flaweddarling]

Click on a YouTube video and it starts w an ad. Okay that’s fine. 1:11 mins in and there’s another ad. Didn’t I just watch one? 4:15 another ad. This is annoying. 7:10 ad. I click off the video…

[eater of bread @flaweddarling]

I do therapy through online video call and it’s low key so funny when I say something mildly concerning and I just hear furious typing on the other end

[eater of bread @flaweddarling]

I have been on 12 trains in the last 5 days for a total of 6 journeys. 4 trains have been delayed and 3 have been cancelled and 1 has been missed bc of a previous delay. That’s over half of the trains and all of my journeys derailed. The British train system is absolute trash

[eater of bread @flaweddarling]

no one talks about how tortuous putting on body lotion is when you’ve got permanently cold hands

[eater of bread @flaweddarling]

a mr. whippy is 5£ now 🫠

[eater of bread @flaweddarling]

telling these fuckass kids to google lavender marriage when they keep asking if me and my gay friend are dating

[eater of bread @flaweddarling]

just found out that one friend kissed an ex last night, another is going to london and another is getting deported so big night

[eater of bread @flaweddarling]

Honestly I think what would have made season 5 of You even better was if they’d made it more manifestly clear that Brontë had been in love with Beck

[eater of bread @flaweddarling]

Id love to be the silent and mysterious type but unfortunately I’ve just been informed that the first thing I ever said to one of my friends was “I couldn’t figure out how to turn on the lights so I just took a shit in the dark”

[eater of bread @flaweddarling]

oh wait we’re lying about making things? everyone, check out this art piece I made!!

[Christopher Fryant @cfryant]

Forget Studio Ghibli style.

WikiHow is the new hotness.

[eater of bread @flaweddarling]

why is the taste of crisps so everlasting?? pls explain to me how, since eating crisps, I’ve had a glass of juice, brushed my teeth, rinsed with mouthwash and I still taste the mf crisps