flax (they/them)

I have no idea what I’m doing.

[flax (they/them) @flaxseedgoblin]

men just look like men.

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Instead of over-explaining practice this formula:

The Appreciation + the no + well wishes

[Alana McLaughlin🏳️‍⚧️ @AlanaFeral]

I am once again reminding y'all I transitioned at almost 30

[Merrick 🦂 @punishedmother]

@algaemick @cat_elg Telling your partner you’re stimulated and they they think it’s an autism thing

[Kelly Turnbull @Coelasquid]

“Why aren’t people making the kind of old-world classical sculptures and oil painting I like anymore?” I dunno dude why aren’t you providing an artist with a full time salary and residence on your property so they can focus on nothing but making one painting for three years.

[flax (they/them) @flaxseedgoblin]

Let’s not be shocked when in a few years after i grow my hair out & get top surgery this is my new aesthetic.

[flax (they/them) @flaxseedgoblin]

i love these chairs! look!!!

[flax (they/them) @flaxseedgoblin]

not only cashing his checks (for drugs) instead of depositing them, but its the TRYING TO CONVINCE ME TO ALSO CASH MY CHECKS (to steal from me) 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[flax (they/them) @flaxseedgoblin]

if he’s his own representation in court….sweetie. 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[flax (they/them) @flaxseedgoblin]

Being a felon in general actually 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[flax (they/them) @flaxseedgoblin]

@wacmilky i just put chapstick on, come here i’ll share witchu

[flax (they/them) @flaxseedgoblin]

getting ANGRY when you drive 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 (even though its your car and he’s the one with the revoked liscence)

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

cigarette breaks are the only time people take five minutes to ONLY focus on breathing. nicotine addiction is a meditative practice actually

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

The beatles walked so they could run

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

An enormous obsidian stone split in half.

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

very fun how the two types of jobs you can get now are "get screamed at for an insulting amount of money" or "hear the Microsoft Teams call jingle in your dreams until you die"

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Weatherman discovering his monitor has a touch screen