Donald Trump held nothing back at the Al Smith dinner in New York, even joking about Kamala Harris' husband's "nanny issue."
Here are his top jokes of the night:
5. Trump said he didn't realize men could get periods until he saw Tim Walz.
4. Trump says he has to wrap up his speech so New York can turn the room into an illegal migrant shelter.
3. Trump says he isn't worried about White Dudes for Harris voters because all their wives' boyfriends are voting for him.
2. Trump gives Kamala Harris advice on her childcare plan, tells her not to let her husband near the nannies.
1. Trump trolls Chuck Schumer, says he has a chance at becoming the first female president.
Excellent summary of the lawfare case against @realDonaldTrump that was just crushed by the NY Appellate.
Incredibly sensible questions by appellate judges had me in stitches 🤣🤣
American justice system for the W.
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All-state football players for @BlairOaks_1
FIRST TEAM
• OL Cole Peters
• DL Parker Bennett
• DE Bryson Varner
• LB Brady Kerperin
SECOND TEAM
• QB Tyler Bax
• RB Hayden Lackman
@BradyKerperin was also selected as the Class 3 defensive player of the year. #mopreps