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THEY/THEM CAUSIN’ MAYHEM A Gay Yeehaw from Satan’s maw (The State of Florida)

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I don’t live in a flood zone but your mom does when I visit

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I love seeing baby gays out in the wild you rock you spunky little people

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Would like to thank the barista who gave me a free lemon loaf slice. I had already ordered one but he gave me ANOTHER ONE bc it was ugly and they couldn’t sell it :(

[Ben @DungeonNoir]

Barbie Yaga

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I hate that I get sick after working more than 30 hours/week. I want to work more, I want to earn more. I’m not lazy! Just trying not to collapse!

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Hnnnggghhh

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There is a heat advisory from noon until 5. Temps feel like 100+

Why do I live here again

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Men’s running shorts are the best invention

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Cats after catnip always look embarrassed like they’ve shattered their reputation

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@JayHulmePoet Some credit cards require signature, others don’t, it’s a mess. God forbid you buy anything over here

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@masonmennenga As someone who went from Catholicism to evangelicalism in the span of a month this is about right

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

What a week, what a week

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

evangelicals: “if we homeschool our kids they won’t be LGBTQ”

half of the people i know who were homeschooled: “I’M QUEER!!!!”

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RDR2 is so pretty

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@archosaur_ What why throw the whole country out

[anna 🏹 @myelessar]

aragorn as barbie (2023) - a thread that absolutely nobody asked for but i’m giving you anyway

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Fighting for my life in the ikea bathroom

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I am a slut for stained glass anything this is beautiful

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Had a nightmare I almost became a broker, while not even knowing what a broker was. The interview room was made of Minecraft blocks. They asked me 0 questions and hired me on the spot.