Flabster📌

All good jokes contain true shit

[Flabster📌 @fleebster_]

Done some sad things in life but at least I’ve never put up “nr” and “😞” on my snap story

[Kachii @badasskachii]

Every World Cup has that one completely random striker who turns into prime Ronaldo Nazário for exactly two weeks, has a great tournament, signs a £60M contract with a top club, and then disappears from football forever.
I wonder who it's going to be this month

[Rex @RexCity01]

He called them a small team btw 😭

[ɴᴀᴅɪᴀ. @luvblessingz]

A cheat code to adulting is to always have something to look forward to, no matter how small or big.

[Darren🇩🇪 @Dtoxicmann]

Reminder that your Nov & Dec pay has to last you until Jan 35th

[D🎭🐉🏆 @vantee_spartaa]

A 9-5 + gym after work really means you’re not settling down till 8pm

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

who tf he hire onto his security team?? Batman?

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

i miss skipping school. calling out of work is too serious

[D @donreborne]

This is what Grealish is supposed to be. A cult hero at a small/medium sized club. A maverick that has the trust and confidence to create special moments. Dying archetype of footballer.

[E @utd_Eman]

Starting Sunday…

[i @3illij4]

Omds this is insane, this could be our life without Fabrizio and them man

[𝒮𝒶𝒹𝒾𝓉𝓎ᥫ᭡ @THEEDON304]

After a certain age, you are no longer the product of your environment or how you were raised. It's a personal choice to live the way you do.

[Tripp @FullTimeTripp]

The leaking roof in the back makes this 8x sweeter icl 😭

[Flabster📌 @fleebster_]

Every United fan ever especially with our strikers shoot blanks

[Olympique de Marseille 🇬🇧 🇺🇸 @OM_English]

A first-half hat-trick for 𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 in our first pre-season game 🎩✨🔥

⚪️🔵

[George McGowan @GjMcGowan]

Reminder to enjoy it while it lasts

[D4🇺🇸🇧🇪 @D4KAComps]

What PSG will do to Spurs in a month shouldn’t be televised man

[ic @itcanonlyget]

this looks like a black ops zombies map preview

[Flabster📌 @fleebster_]

This is the greed they talk about in the bible

[Home of Fight @Home_of_Fight]

😅🏆 Ilia Topuria aims for a Welterweight title now:

"I think there's a space for the third belt."
🎥 @AlexBehunin

[UK Jams @ClassicJamsUK]

Chip x Skepta - My Crew (2012)

[ajeeeboghareeb @SamjhNai]

It’s my friends first corporate job 🤣

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Yamal vs Ronaldo on Sunday