David

lob threat

[elliot @rexlottie]

BLEND WEMBY INTO SOUP #BlendWembyIntoSoup

[aaron. @ayroned]

saying you in somebody head and then smoking a 29 point lead is the funniest thing a French person has ever done

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

LOOK OUT BELOW 😵‍💫

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

The Mocking of Christ, by Cimabue, 1280 (flipped), 📸 by @albello55

[nick wright @getnickwright]

Hitting the playoff game tying 3 to force OT in the same game you threw an alley oop to your literal son is more impressive in and of itself than 6 rings.

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

Giving away 2 first round NBA playoff tickets to a game of your choice.

Eligibility rules are simple:

1) Like this
2) Retweet this
3) Follow @PlayProphetX

Winner will be randomly chosen and notified this weekend.

[justin serb-ert 🇷🇸🍉 @markocantdunk]

You’re in her DMs. I’m in my apartment eurostepping my cat. She can’t guard me

[Leonard Williams @leonardwilliams]

The only way to win is to fight

[Pablo Dominguez @pdaguilar_]

"Honor is dead, but I'll see what I can do"
#StormlightArchive

[Seattle Seahawks @Seahawks]

Face the Filter

[Seattle Seahawks @Seahawks]

21 months in the making. Stacked every opportunity to get here.

[alexSSN @alexSSN]

We need to prepare ourselves for Drew Lock. Physically, mentally, emotionally, sexually. We don’t know how far this is going to go okay

[richard @richard_normal]

the national basketball association

[Pablo Torre 👀 @PabloTorre]

I dunno, guys. "The spice must flow" seems like a pretty vague directive from the president

[Khan Noonien Singh @wtfcetialpha5]

A story about nature in one photo from my neighborhood.

[.jenny//death @MikumoBoy]

If you think Ranni is evil your soul is impure and you are NOT welcome into the new age of the stars

[Upper East Side Golf @UESgolf]

Tired: City tiering
Wired: Suburb tiering

[ESPN @espn]

Tyler Kolek let Mickey know 🔥🗣️

[Gülce @exitsenses]

As someone who hasn’t killed a spider in years… it’s fair to say I’m on good terms with a large, quiet population. I know spiders in places. I’ve built alliances you can’t comprehend. I have connections. I wouldn’t be rude to me if I were you.

[Mitya @Discollaborator]

Um, there's no such thing as a "ninja star". You must be referring to my "shuriken", a tool of the proud and mysterious shinobi. A foolish mistake, but nothing unexpected from an ignorant such as yourself. And let me be clear, "sir". I will not be boarding my plane without it.