ᅠ𓆰 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐌𝐄𝐒

ᅠᅠᅠ❝ hey boss ! ❞

[ᅠ𓆰 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐌𝐄𝐒 @fleetfeathered]

ᅠᅠᅠ𝐖𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐜𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤, 𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐝!
ᅠ𝐈 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐮𝐩𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞.
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ᅠᅠ [ #HADESRP || #MYTHOSRP || #MVRP ]

[ᅠ𓆰 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐌𝐄𝐒 @fleetfeathered]

"Very unfortunate that he didn't inherit the ability to run very, very, very fast. But sharp wit and a penchant for cheeky behavior have gotten him this far, so.."

[𝒑𝖾𝗇𝖾𝗅𝗈𝗉𝖾 @WAITING4L0VE]

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⠀،̲، 𝐢t does , huh . 𝐰ish he got into
⠀less trouble for that , tho .
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[ᅠ𓆰 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐌𝐄𝐒 @fleetfeathered]

[ooc:
hermes, ody's great-grandfather: huh. what a little shit. wonder where he gets it from]

[ᅠ𓆰 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐌𝐄𝐒 @fleetfeathered]

"I suppose I shouldn't be all too surprised about it. Mischief does run in his bloodline, after all."

[𝒑𝖾𝗇𝖾𝗅𝗈𝗉𝖾 @WAITING4L0VE]

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⠀،̲، 𝐢t’s on his nature , 𝐢’m afraid .
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[ᅠ𓆰 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐌𝐄𝐒 @fleetfeathered]

.

Looking right towards the camera-
"What's wrong with this guy?"

[ᅠ𓆰 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐌𝐄𝐒 @fleetfeathered]

"Now- how is it that every single time I check back on current events, Ody's done something wrong again?"

[ᅠ𓆰 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐌𝐄𝐒 @fleetfeathered]

???

That didn't even hurt, it was just rude.

[ـــــــــﮩ٨ـཀ 𝙊͟𝘿͟𝙔͟𝙎͟𝙎͟𝙀𝙐𝙎 ˎˊ˗ @IAMTHEINFAM0US]

throws a rock at the reader

[ᅠ𓆰 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐌𝐄𝐒 @fleetfeathered]

He has to stop and do a doubletake--

"Well! Look who decided to join the realm of the awake once mo- oh. Nevermind, there he goes."

[ᅠ𓆰 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐌𝐄𝐒 @fleetfeathered]

"I'd say wait an hour or two for the storm to die down first, naturally, but also I'm not your boss."

[𝐇𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐬 @Giver0fWealth]

“I believe it, I might poke around just to see how things are. Or let my wife handle that she’s better accepted up there anyways”

[𝐀𝐏𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐎 @DIAFOTIISMOS]

|| you guys are too much lmaoo

[ᅠ𓆰 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐌𝐄𝐒 @fleetfeathered]

You mean ock?

[moved to @bvheaded @mcrtalhe]

dont mock me 😭

[ᅠ𓆰 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐌𝐄𝐒 @fleetfeathered]

"Oh I have no idea. I took one look upwards and decided I liked not smelling like fried chicken, so I'll check in later. I had to hear this from Poseidon, believe it or not."

[𝐇𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐬 @Giver0fWealth]

listening intently, sipping from his chalice

“Of course he would, everything is ok as long as it’s the King who does it no? I’m sure Persephone will have some choice words on the matter. How’s Hera handling it?”

[ᅠ𓆰 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐌𝐄𝐒 @fleetfeathered]

Zeus is ingle.

[moved to @bvheaded @mcrtalhe]

zeus is ingle?

[ᅠ𓆰 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐌𝐄𝐒 @fleetfeathered]

that's it, they've split."

[ᅠ𓆰 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐌𝐄𝐒 @fleetfeathered]

"Oh but I didn't tell you the reason why yet- thank you- but you know how Zeus seems to treat infidelity as a suggestion or even a requirement in his marriage rather than a thing to avoid? Apparently, that only applies when /he/ does it. Hera kisses someone one time and then +

[𝐇𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐬 @Giver0fWealth]

his expression remains rather stoic

“Is this where I’m supposed to be shocked?” grabbing a chalice and offering Hermes one as well

“What happened this time?”

[ᅠ𓆰 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐌𝐄𝐒 @fleetfeathered]

"Oh! Right. Apologies- I need a good SEVERAL minutes to recover from THAT whole mess. But let's just say that Olympus' 'favorite' power couple finally split."

[𝐇𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐬 @Giver0fWealth]

They switch depending on the day, sometimes they decide the underworld needs more noise though

( side eyes the other ) speaking of noise I have heard an awful commotion coming from Olympus. Care to divulge?

[ᅠ𓆰 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐌𝐄𝐒 @fleetfeathered]

Ah, we must not know the same Zagreus then. I thought it was the other way around.

[𝐇𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐬 @Giver0fWealth]

True I would have heard if Melinoe caused anything

As for Zagreus and Macaria they usually behave

[ᅠ𓆰 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐌𝐄𝐒 @fleetfeathered]

They're*

[ᅠ𓆰 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐌𝐄𝐒 @fleetfeathered]

I'm sure he's fine.

[𝐇𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐬 @Giver0fWealth]

I think our more pressing concern is

I can’t find my children. . . well I’m not actually sure how pressing that is