beck slamilton

you ripe, i eat you

[beck slamilton @fleetingish]

ding dong alert. professor ding dong speaking

[Richard Siken @richardsiken]

@femloureed Your question has no context. I will assume you are talking about geese. Geese have sharp teeth. If a goose bites you it is probably your own fault. You need to pay attention. But I stopped loving geese after too many bites. Even if it was my fault, it was too many bites.

[beck slamilton @fleetingish]

what does it mean that i don’t ever want to be anywhere other than alone in my apartment. is it good

[beck slamilton @fleetingish]

@pillsandadvice_ it’s pride month i am allowed a misspelling or two

[beck slamilton @fleetingish]

happy banana as a top szn to all who celebrate

[beck slamilton @fleetingish]

i’m going to have a very beautiful day at the pool tomorrow

[beck slamilton @fleetingish]

learned the theremin activates dewey’s brain and makes him very Curious

[beck slamilton @fleetingish]

this week

[jes @peestains]

guy with mommy issues: i like being called good boy

girl with mommy issues: this wretched earth has no place for me but i am enslaved to my flesh and kin for why do i feel obligated to exist if my only purpose is to decay

[zade @tyl0saur]

this yearly classic

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

this poo shall ass

[beck slamilton @fleetingish]

i moved my bed to below my window and discovered the coziest 3pm nap spot in the world

[beck slamilton @fleetingish]

ultimate baby and bestest friend

[bug girlfriend @lo_saturna1ia]

we need to start being meaner to people who defend having “outdoor” cats and i’m not joking

[MJ Lenderman Bot @WerentEvenShoes]

Loneliness is simple
Not much else is

[beck slamilton @fleetingish]

just saw an ad on hulu for a ritz carlton yacht. i have hulu with ads that i bum off my dad. who do you think you’re advertising to

[beck slamilton @fleetingish]

moved to raleigh 2 years ago today and cried on a plane. wouldn’t change a thing

[beck slamilton @fleetingish]

I Have Had It. curly oat milk.

[beck slamilton @fleetingish]

a case of modelo and a pepperoni pizza would fix me. instead i have no money and no prospects

[beck slamilton @fleetingish]

sorry im busy watching this over and over
https://t.co/yDhggRWKlZ