High Priest Imhotep

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If you’re not scissoring your bi girlfriend during pride month then don’t call yourself an ally

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@Aqua_Max117 Mysterious lady w the dragon tattoo on her shoulder

aaAaAhHhHhh

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@OldManWhoBets @thegreatfoosini Woah ❤️

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@FenwayAttendee Carl Everett

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@Teekaysays @adrianachechik One cock ring to rule them, and in the darkness bind them—

I WILL DO IT.

I WILL TAKE THE RING TO ADRIANA.
(Though I do not know the way)

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@kirawontmiss

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@ChipotleTweets I’m so sick of seeing this fucking guy every time I scroll. Whoever thought this was good marketing should be fired. Get this guy a napkin cuz his wet burrito is smeared all over my conscience

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@HoopMixOnly Swap Lebron with Kobe and AD with Shaq and it’s correct

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@FanDuel Payton Pritchard

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@Aqua_Max117 I’ll take the fishing gear 😏

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@CharaSoon How come FP isn’t being drained?

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@Aqua_Max117 FIRE. IN THE FORM OF FLINT.

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@legit_scumbag @torturednbroken Based

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@CookedbySnoopy Winnipeg

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I'm writing with my offhand at work in support of Jaylen Brown. How are YOU supporting the Boston Celtics today?

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@brgridiron @Ravens Payton Pritchard

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@Psych0xbt @LocalBateman Go back to Reddit where you belong

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@holicclothing @CBKylePagan You own a home?

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@jimkryjer @ClutchPoints @NBATV Didn’t know basketball was a two-person sport. Last I checked Kyrie sucked ass and that free throw merchant Luka had one assist. ONE ASSIST. Best duo in the league though. The fraud Mavericks got blown out but hey idk I just WATCHED THE GAME

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@LegionHoops Celtics in 3