Fleety

Food, football and golf obsessed gobby idiot :-)

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@Tim_Burgess Sorry if I'm the millionth person to say this but do you think Harry Styles' "American Girls" sounds like a @thecharlatans song? I keep wanting to sing "we need to be there...." ☺️

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@PeterBradshaw1 Did you SERIOUSLY give 'A House of Dynamite' five stars? And you're the film critic for The Guardian?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Resign immediately

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@RupertLowe10 "I want my country back" is basically the same as people saying "the West Ham way". It means absolutely fuck all and nobody who says it can explain what they're talking about

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@bbc5live Us and another couple once did an A-Z of dinner parties. Drinks had to be served before so the other couple could guess the county. Took us 2 years. You're going to ask what we did for Q and X aren't you??

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The @DailyMail are total and utter scum. You know this anyway but you still work for them or buy it. You are the worst humans on the planet. Shame on you #DiogoJota

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@TRobinsonNewEra Shut up Tommy. Go back to jail and don't pass Go, you irrelevant clown

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@LeeHurstComic Why do you have a blue tick, Lee?

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@LozzaFox Think you'll find we all despise you despite slowly forgetting who you are.

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Hi @BBC Why are you playing an old repeat of Top Gear on prime time TV on BBC2 that includes someone you sacked?? Very weird. I wonder what @JeremyClarkson, @RichardHammond and @MrJamesMay think?

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@JamesPGoddard90 I don't do it for followers. I hardly tweet. You seem to be followed by a load of dicks that believe your asanine pointless bollocks

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@RupertLowe10 @KemiBadenoch Your own party don't like you. May I remind you, your own constituency (if you're ever there) is full of Greeks. You going to deport them? You're such an immature, pathetic little clown of a man. Also... you were chair of a football team. Any foreigners?? 😊

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@RupertLowe10 @jackmrankin @JimAllister @carlalockhart Well done, 4!! You found 4 other xenophobic bigots. You're such a massive child. Your motion (basically "I don't like them so there") will never work as there's legal process that takes about a year and everyone has the right to be treated humanely. Even bigots like you

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@RupertLowe10 @FulhamFC Why do you hate everything, you fucking clown? Yarmouth (your constituency) has a massive Greek and Cypriot population. Why are you even there, you massive fuckwit?

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@TonyParsonsUK Oh Tony, I liked you. I really like your books too. But this is just mindless bollocks and utter tosh you seem to have written in this scum @TheSun newspaper... Consider yourself cancelled from my bookshelf

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@RupertLowe10 Nobody cares about your constant X-vomit when you moan about how your own party hates you, you pathetic, racist, xenophobic little turd. Stick to looking after Great Yarmouth like a good little boy

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@piersmorgan I guess he has reason to whine when you tap his phone, you vapid bag of shit

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@RupertLowe10 We don't care that you're being "bullied" by two racist wimps @Nigel_Farage and @LeeAndersonMP_ but you keep going on and on and on about it 🤣

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@trussliz Shut up, Liz xxx

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@RupertLowe10 That's because you don't do any actual MP work. You spend your day bleating about how you're being bullied by morons @Nigel_Farage and @LeeAndersonMP_ who both have the spines of a wine gum

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@RupertLowe10 These bleaty, whiny tweets are getting on my tits, you flaky little fascist. Why are you so surprised a bunch of half-witted racists turned on a half-witted racist? How thick can you be to be surprised that scum like @Nigel_Farage and @LeeAndersonMP_ would act like scum?