flemdong

just a goofy and wacky guy 🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Tanner “Diesel” Callahan @tanner8callahan]

have someone walk by every time he pulls out his phone during the internship

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@dk2kky Gay?

[εїз @freshwiggerpig]

Fat people doing literally anything enrages me, and they always have that smirk. I hate fat people so fucking much its unreal

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@allieknightt Pussy

[aids @Huslerzz]

They kill you after 6 messages on hinge

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@chfojisaab That is not a tab unfortunately

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@Ian62732 @bruxis47 That’s the tradeoff unfortunately. Thankfully I’ve never got a bad comedown, but if I did I’m sure it would be worth it. Personally.

[Rob Pizzola @robpizzola]

Years ago a guy told me he eats kiwi with the skin on because the skin is loaded with nutrients. I thought he was out of his mind. Tried it once and never went back. Skin on kiwi is the move and I will not be taking questions.

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@twitgameboy Fortnite baller

[Jasper @Jasp3r_0]

50% chance he says “I’m the Iceman, no more Mr Nice Man”

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@ChadSnider27904 @EeeOsborne .05 is essentially nothing

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@RealRuckus117 @HeartTank64 @TMZ Real bad

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@lporiginalg Bait used to be believable

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@elonmusk

[Harmonious Peace @stampedevictim]

When I was like 18 I realized my bf had a second phone and was so suspicious so I unlocked it and it was literally my phone mirrored onto another phone