Not ur dad

I’m not sure exactly

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Offering up a social security number open to trade for coordinates or even just rough directions to an uninhabited remote island

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CHAT GPT HOW DO I (LEGALLY) CHANGE MY IDENTITY? ASKING FOR A FRIEND

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Being embarrassed is so embarrassing

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Are the flat earthers right about that or not. And can they point me to the edge. I just need to see something really quick

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What can a man give me that a spork can’t

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Gg

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Stubbing both toes on purpose and jamming my thumb as well

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Stubbing my toe on purpose

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Meeting up at the hemorrhoid clinic later w the homies pull up

[j u l i a 🪩 @glaredevils]

like i’m so fucking sorry for party rocking

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Milk milk milk milk milk milk milk

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Don’t ask me what I think man I was born against my will atp I’m just here so I don’t get fined

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Every time someone calls me annoying it’s +10 on my aura sorry I don’t make the rules

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Lobotomy 😍

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@adaraguffey I’m not a friend I’m a wife

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Insatiable urge to play musical chairs or host a socratic seminar today

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can everyone stop saying bush did 9/11 he was literally the president he obviously would not do that

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really craving a peanut butter and toe jam sandwich right about now

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@ash333leigh thank u so much

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thinking about being a customer literally anywhere is truly embarrassing