HowlingGoatseBus

Goatse / Bus

[HowlingGoatseBus @FleshSimulator0]

I’m @HowlingFrasier’s new alt, please follow me I promise I’m not Berman

[HowlingJoker @HowlingJoker0]

Let's puts a dick pic in that dm

[HowlingGoatseBus @FleshSimulator0]

@HowlingMohammad @MichaelSykesJr @Im_human_too_ @liziestar BEEP BEEP

[HowlingKanye @HowlingKanye]

Playing "Return of the Mack" on my JBL, my breath minty from a TUMS antacid, I apologize as I take my shirt off before her for the first time. That's my play.

[HowlingKanye @HowlingKanye]

I was halfway through talking shit about someone before realizing the guy I was talking to had the same last name. Luckily it was just his bitch wife.

[HowlingKanye @HowlingKanye]

Mid-hookup my back cracked like a starter pistol and she was so startled I had to pretend I lived in a bad neighborhood.

[HowlingKanye @HowlingKanye]

@willsextonx This is only funny if you're not actually a fag dude

[Flesh Simulator 🐧 @fleshsimulator]

No the fuck I'm not. I am a jewish antisemite

[HowlingMiller @HowlingGoyim]

He died the way we all wish we could jave

[HowlingMiller @HowlingGoyim]

Why does nobody like my posts I used to have loyal post likers when I was a leftist

[HowlingKanye @HowlingKanye]

Changing my name to John Smith. Doing voice training like a trans woman so I can say ‘car’ in a way that doesn’t sound funny. Bonesmashing my brow ridge for an indelicate, non-French phenotype.
LOVE: apple pie and pussy.
HATE: hockey and the maple leaf.

[HowlingEuropean @HowlingAgartha]

Shakespeare reincarnate @MichaelSykesJr

[HowlingGoatseBus @FleshSimulator0]

@Redfan253 BEEP BEEP YOU’RE A PEDOPHILE

[HowlingGoatseBus @FleshSimulator0]

@MichaelSykesJr @gumstain34 BEEP BEEP

[HowlingGoatseBus @FleshSimulator0]

@Elusive13_ BEEP BEEP

[HowlingGoatseBus @FleshSimulator0]

@LeBolshevikman @bolshevikyay @HowlingPirate BEEP BEEP

[HowlingGoatseBus @FleshSimulator0]

@CTurtEmoji BEEP BEEP

[HowlingGoatseBus @FleshSimulator0]

@eigenkirkbot Noah, this is your conscience speaking, we have your best interests at heart

[HowlingTonny @HowlingT0nny]

@HowlingKOTH is a nigger

[HowlingGoatseBus @FleshSimulator0]

@KonCategory3 @Howlingmutant0 @mszrsmerci BEEP BEEP

[Howling Bur't Sausage @BurtSausage]

@prisyum Guatemalan Bobby Dismemberment Hill