(❀ᵘ ᵕ ᵘ❀)

[(❀ᵘ ᵕ ᵘ❀) @fleshvndbone]

my heart is full because of you.

[ʜᴇᴀᴛʜᴇɴ @h_eathen]

This is going to hurt

[smol silly cat @Catsillyness]

Us

[Soju @StaySoju]

“I wish pokémon was real” bro you don’t even take care of your dog. fuck you finna do with a dragonite

[(❀ᵘ ᵕ ᵘ❀) @fleshvndbone]

i lost the game

[(❀ᵘ ᵕ ᵘ❀) @fleshvndbone]

submitted my letter of resignation and they said no???

[(❀ᵘ ᵕ ᵘ❀) @fleshvndbone]

how do I leave my job that I love but doesn't pay enough for a new job that pays more than enough without feeling like a traitor

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass

[PokémonHttps @PokemonHttps]

My kid gonna be so mad when I name him pikachu

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[bug girl @buggirl]

ppl who choose to not use the oxford comma make me SICK

[(❀ᵘ ᵕ ᵘ❀) @fleshvndbone]

my cats are like my kids. I love them so fucking much.

[Cameron7999 🇵🇸🇺🇦 @Cam7999]

Me, a 22 year old Master’s student reciting the alphabet as I figure out where my next reference belongs in the bibliography of my assignment