Fletch

natural born heathen

[Michael Rainey @mikerainey82]

I wish you could rent nonnas like prostitutes…pastatution, if you will.

[Michael Rainey @mikerainey82]

I’ve never identified more with an image.

[Michael Rainey @mikerainey82]

Can’t wait for Cincinnati on March 7. Come have fun with us: https://t.co/1nLu1SZD8B

[Michael Rainey @mikerainey82]

Thank you to everyone who preordered my new book over the weekend. I appreciate you guys.

Preorders matter a ton for books so it means a lot to me. Thank you.

Rise of The Rain Train is a funny, heartfelt book about my addiction history and everything I did to overcome it. If you're interested in checking it out, got to https://t.co/rd34noHZII. I love you and Go Birds.

[Michael Rainey @mikerainey82]

Mike Rainey Monday Sex Tip: Before you spread your wife's knees apart to slam some ham, pretend you are an awards show presenter and say, "They should really make these things easier to open...(she'll LOL here)...and the award for Best Pussy goes to...(yell your wife's name)."

[Michael Rainey @mikerainey82]

Had a day for the ages yesterday, which included screaming with a bunch of strangers and spending quality time with my favorite PAWG.

[Michael Rainey @mikerainey82]

Congratulations, China. I had a waterhead uncle who ran the same way. But yeah, you guys are doing great.

[Michael Rainey @mikerainey82]

Never knew that @dru_montana47 had pipes until he belted this out.

[stepfanie tyler @stepfanie]

getting out of my tesla, walking into trader joes

[Sam Tripoli @samtripoli]

Basically

[Michael Rainey @mikerainey82]

Crack Amico is one of a kind. One of the most talented dudes I know.

[Fletch @fletcheefletch]

@ShitpostGate

[Fletch @fletcheefletch]

@johnsmemes

[Karli Bonne’ 🇺🇸 @KarluskaP]

Dave Smith goes beast mode

[Michael Rainey @mikerainey82]

Put Nancy Pelosi back in a dashiki and let's end the week on a high note.

[Libertarian Party of Pinellas County @PinellasLP]

Undefeated 😮‍💨

[Anonymous Joe @muricafuckya76]

It was inevitable

[Mittens @JUSTcatmeme]

OH NO