Tom 🌳

(He/ him) Biology student at @openuniversity Interested in woodland ecology🌲 mycology 🍄 Self confessed nerd and lover of stationary. All views are my own

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Being told off for vaping in Lidl by a manager and then when I told her I was using my inhaler, and showed her,

“I know. I’m just saying you can’t vape in here.”

Fucking melt

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“Why is everyone at the gym, go home, it’s valantines day for god sake.”
- Signed me, a person at the gym

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@PhadkeTai @mossgatherer_ I thought the same thing when I read it?! I’d struggle to find 28 different A levels. I’m not sure my college in my home town even offers that many

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@mossgatherer_ My level of wincing increased at a horribly exponential rate reading that

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@mossgatherer_ And the color is 5/5!

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Question for all the #dnd nerds: what is a DM (or plauer!) green flag for you?

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I made the mistake of cleaning and then sitting down for “a quick 5 minute break”

It’s now been 24 minutes and I am glued to the edge of the bed

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@mossgatherer_ What does it taste like? Eggs, cream and milk hounds a little….

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@mossgatherer_ I want to try it! I also love cheap dollar store box macaroni cheese. The industrial stuff soemtimes hits nicer

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The Greek food stand in town doesn’t have gyros and it’s upsetting

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@mossgatherer_ This annoyed me so much, it’s really easy to “take a chance” at a business if you have the finances to support yourself if you fail

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@mossgatherer_ @theashrb I used to live in Portsmouth and moved out over a year ago, I am not surprised it’s kept on a downward slide

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I’m in a biodiversity group at work, and being in meetings with heads of department or assistant directors who are asking me for my thoughts and suggestions is nerve wracking on a level I have not experienced before. Fun though.

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@mossgatherer_ @gsoh31 It’s easy to be force fed shit and suddenly feel like you miss the shit sprinkled with icing sugar

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@10DowningStreet @RishiSunak

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@voitechnology Seeing as this was 6 months ago it’s been resolved

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Anyone know how to cancel a #voi @voitechnology monthly pass? Cant tweet at them and no cancel button

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I spotted a wild @curataceae on instagram!

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@mossgatherer_ @pulpy_fiction look at how the scrambled egg (?) kinda interacts with the avocado, its high enough to cast a weird shadow on it

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When you thought your weekend Kew plans were scuttled from the rail strikes but the realise it’s only a day, BH Monday it is!

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@juuliuspepperwd Holy shit really?!