Fletch

Left handed, Taurus and Chinese dragon whatever that means. Creative Director at Lane. My tweets.

[FUN88 @fun88eng]

Eddie Howe to Ipswich fans 👋

#IPSNEW | #NUFC

[Fletch @fletchoochoo]

@NUFC Horse shit performance.

[Fletch @fletchoochoo]

And the winner of the most useless company on the planet with rude staff goes to @Ryanair for keeping everyone on a boiling hot plane for over two hours on the tarmac with no water and very little explanation while staff enjoyed snacks, drinks and all had a jolly time.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

The search for Nigel Farage in Clacton enters its 18th week.

[Fletch @fletchoochoo]

@BBCSport sort it out.

[Dan Jackson @northumbriana]

Viking vs Northumbrian. “That’s for Lindisfarne, you ____”

[Douglas Cheape @CheapeDouglas]

Just caught my tomatoes trying to sneak out.

[Iam_Allbright @Newbigginlad]

Sam Wealleans sadly passed away during last Sunday's Great North Run.
He was running to raise money in memory of his sister Carly.
Please can people share and raise more in his link at the bottom, in the memory of both Sam & Carly.
Thank you
https://t.co/CPHwLwFNJ0

[Fletch @fletchoochoo]

@carlgracie @NexusMetro Aye, back up the road finally 🫠

[Fletch @fletchoochoo]

The annual @NexusMetro are terrible post. How do they get it so wrong every single year #GNR2024 ??

[Fletch @fletchoochoo]

@DirtyFootbaIIer That's Dunbar, I really must get there more often.

[Fletch @fletchoochoo]

PRITI VACANT 🤣

[Fletch @fletchoochoo]

@AllstarFuelCard @ChargePlaceScot Good luck with that. System will probably be down again. Shambles. Don’t expect them to answer the phone if a problem

[Fletch @fletchoochoo]

@ChargePlaceScot Doesn’t work and don’t answer phones. Utter shambles

[Fletch @fletchoochoo]

Total shambles again @ChargePlaceScot system down again. Quick enough to take money out of your account though. Just sitting in a car park on hold. Embarrassing organisation

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

Don't call them Farage Riots. It makes him really upset.

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

🎶I went to Greggs and the day turned nasty,
Five years in prison for a cornish pasty,
That's cos I. Nicked a pie.

Hurling bricks with all my chums,
I took one on the head and in the plums,
Thats why I. Am inside.

And we said
We want to live like Gammon People.....🎶

[Francis Keogh @HonestFrank]

Think you could keep up with Keely Hodgkinson???

#Olympics #Paris2024 #800m

[Calgie @christiancalgie]

Liverpool is absolutely rattling through court appearances by rioters today.

Here's the current medal table:
🥇Liverpool - 11
🥈Sunderland - 6
🥉Belfast - 3
Teesside - 2
Sheffield - 1