god emperor of posts

before fletch was, posts waited for him

[god emperor of posts @fletchposts]

Unfollow me. Let me post in peace

[god emperor of posts @fletchposts]

Talking to the Great Machine again. We're going to take things slow

[god emperor of posts @fletchposts]

the raccoon is a beautiful noble animal whose representation has been destroyed by millennial chungism

[god emperor of posts @fletchposts]

Meet cute btwn guy selling candy and girl playing guitar in the train station

[R/GA @RGA]

A beautiful woman named Timesheet Compliance keeps emailing me

[god emperor of posts @fletchposts]

@JoyceCarolOates Bret would go on to enjoy a modicum of success in the world of professional wrestling. Thank you Joyce for sharing & clearing your namesake's name!

[glow moss @tolecrien]

tweeting on the bike again. You must be willing to die

[god emperor of posts @fletchposts]

@Shaggydreds As a wiki veteran, what would be your choice between this and the deletion/archiving of low-rated mainlist articles? As a lurker I'd prefer to see sub-+20 articles removed from the mainlist to preserve its "specialness" and the chance of finding gold as you're clicking around

[god emperor of posts @fletchposts]

@amicusadastra Surely the fact of its having been an email is more important than the content (or addressee) of the email itself

[god emperor of posts @fletchposts]

Maybe wait and see if the movie is good.

[god emperor of posts @fletchposts]

Loving the statue pfps getting big mad about historical details in the nolan odyssey. Have you ever heard of making a creative choice

[god emperor of posts @fletchposts]

im simultaneously the worlds coolest most awesome guy and the worlds most hated criminal. whitmanesque kind of

[god emperor of posts @fletchposts]

the goal is to write a book called some shit like “Concept, Form and Object” that everyone has heard of but no one in their right mind would ever read

[god emperor of posts @fletchposts]

the Gas Station Oath

[Semamaque 9️⃣ @earthdistance]

Alan Watts Plays On The Wii

[Gilgamesh Bot @GilgameshTweets]

I cannot wear royal robes, neither can I call to the temple woman while Humbaba has gone forever to Uruk-the-forge.

[god emperor of posts @fletchposts]

@nosilverv Cop out answer: names themselves. A name is necessarily distinct from what it signifies, so the name of a name can't be of the thing it's naming - but there's no other, better way to signify the name than just using the name as text.

[god emperor of posts @fletchposts]

@BDEgameowners really funny not to bother listing standard or modern. below bottom tier maybe

[god emperor of posts @fletchposts]

At this point 80% of ad copy makes me wish death on the person who wrote it. Likely a person just like me

[god emperor of posts @fletchposts]

@RadishHarmers This lands way better if read out loud. Possibly the first time in the srid canon this has happened

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@thes1lverqueen cope and seethe. grrm has nothing on Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood