selwyn

he/him, queer

[selwyn @FleurDeElise]

@podesta_lesley @reallykazcooke tell her to use the accessible toilet. she’ll damage herself more by holding it all the time

[Matt Bevan @MatthewBevan]

I see everyone has decided to round out the week by being extremely and unjustifiably mean to Hannah Gadsby. Seems to be a delightful mix of New York snobbery and Australian Tall Poppy Syndrome.

[selwyn @FleurDeElise]

@Hooraydiation @jfruh pretty sure hannah has a degree in art history. people just assume she doesn’t know what she’s talking about because that’s not her career

[selwyn @FleurDeElise]

@Beardynoise if you’re not xtian then yes but if you are xtian but not mormon then no, maybe?

[selwyn @FleurDeElise]

@loreno_heer @tfwamirite @bhop_art yaaas lecture the graphic designers, we don’t know shit

[selwyn @FleurDeElise]

@loreno_heer @tfwamirite @bhop_art it literally does though and always has. you used to have to do the same thing to save as gif in paint as well

[Adam Bandt @AdamBandt]

#BREAKING - Greens just moved an amendment to the JobSeeker Bill to raise all income support above the poverty line.

Labor voted with the Liberals to block it.

Imagine having the power to lift people out of poverty but not using it. That’s Labor.

[selwyn @FleurDeElise]

@baddreemurr @thestuffofmemes that’s like calling the discworld watch books copaganda

[selwyn @FleurDeElise]

@cfunk1 @AliceAvizandum nah, just iconic. guys like that fancy themselves as smart as him too

[selwyn @FleurDeElise]

@beezageeza @julesfurious especially the lying part though

[Beeza Geeza @beezageeza]

(*thumps desk*)

[selwyn @FleurDeElise]

@KarliHoward1 @ItsEmilyKaty i’m not great at maths but it’s still a special interest. more about how it works than equations

[selwyn @FleurDeElise]

@turnip502 @JeremyPoxon @auwu @SkyNewsAust @GuardianAus maybe you can use it to generate a better twitter handle

[selwyn @FleurDeElise]

@JeremyPoxon i bet they’ll be pissed off if you use chatgpt to write your resume though

[selwyn @FleurDeElise]

@kristin8X well i just wouldn’t think lay-by would come under credit laws

[selwyn @FleurDeElise]

@NiqDog @jonkudelka

[Richard Angwin @RichardAngwin]

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