Elizabeth

she/her

[Elizabeth @fleurdeliz]

@LinkedInHelp can you please help me with a business page issue? the company is getting a new name and we need to be able to change our LinkedIn profile name instead of starting a new page

[Elizabeth @fleurdeliz]

@duolingo please help me get added back to my family plan

[Elizabeth @fleurdeliz]

oh you want me to convey the value of a niche but potentially lifesaving technology in 40 characters? hold please

[Elizabeth @fleurdeliz]

can you imagine if schools tracked email open rates like any other business

[Elizabeth @fleurdeliz]

Tango is the best LinkedIn game, the end

[Elizabeth @fleurdeliz]

look I understand and celebrate the fluidity of language but I cannot abide the spelling "boujee"

[Elizabeth @fleurdeliz]

every child is still standing next to me asking for things

please I am just trying to get enough work done to not be in trouble tomorrow

[Elizabeth @fleurdeliz]

writing a verbatim script for a casual planning call because otherwise people complain that you seem unprepared

[Elizabeth @fleurdeliz]

do you think happiness is a real thing

[Elizabeth @fleurdeliz]

at least half of what I do in photoshop is hiding alcohol #somethingcorporate

[Elizabeth @fleurdeliz]

"WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HARMONIZE"

well child because that's the only way I can sing along with my 3 note vocal range

[Elizabeth @fleurdeliz]

@facebook @Meta please advise on the fastest way to get an erroneous business page suspension corrected

[Elizabeth @fleurdeliz]

scheduling extracurricular activities before school is psychotic

[Elizabeth @fleurdeliz]

@laurelmsmith and a SNAKE WRANGLER

[Elizabeth @fleurdeliz]

I have lost count now of the number of male humans who have come back to apologize for how they once treated me 10+ years after our dalliances

[Elizabeth @fleurdeliz]

have we done the math on this, is it even possible for another person to hate you as much as you hate yourself

I want to see the research, double blind peer reviewed

[Elizabeth @fleurdeliz]

today I learned that if you're on the verge of passing out coughing actually CAN help you stay conscious

[Elizabeth @fleurdeliz]

why does it feel like a scary emergency to receive a response to correspondence that I myself sent because I needed an answer

[Elizabeth @fleurdeliz]

@LinkedInHelp @LinkedIn the site keeps accusing me of using automation tools (I'm not) and now won't let me stay signed in, please assist