when someone tries to tell me abt wattpad, but i was on it before there was a premium option, it had no ads, authors posted new chapters at 3am, the comment section was easily pushing 100+ under an hr, mafia troupes were taking over rankings, & 1D was buying me every other story
My boyfriend of 3 years asked me when was the last time I had sex with someone before him.
I said "back in '09". It sounds much better than saying September.