Figburt

28. Carlos. Hatred outlives the hateful.

[E D. Awg @Emawnish]

Sleeping 4 hours a night and smoking a ton of weed every day is good for you and healthy

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

jar jar binks said i would die a slow and painful death

[Figburt @flex__offender_]

@chatpileroan I read this to the tune of Same Love by Macklemore unfortunately

[suri @suricidal]

speaking of old nba tweets this is still the greatest

[4ri @user198838654]

Oh honey I cant wait to raise our kids off of emo music and little ceasers

[lilium @pukeirl]

Imagining things as they could be instead of how they are.

[Count Ejacula @The_Cum_Vampire]

Every summer, cum leaks from the walls of my castle and my bitch neighbor complains to the HOA

[djay 𑣲 @ssolarism]

my duo listening to me call myself worthless and threaten suicide every time i die or miss my shots

[Figburt @flex__offender_]

Yogurt so good I moaned a lil

[Figburt @flex__offender_]

After what happened to Gohan not sure how any of you can trust a machine. Dude I slap back of my computer monitor so it knows I’m in charge

[apple and orange news and updates @appleorangenow]

ik alot of people don't like her but violence like this is never ok. i hope she's safe.

[cav empty @cavempty_]

im intrigued by the idea of faking my own death but i haven’t been able to come up with any idea why it would benefit me

[turbomander @turbomander]

me: you’re…divorcing me? but why?
my stupid fucking idiot bitch of a wife who can read these captions: SEE THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I MEAN

[Figburt @flex__offender_]

flesh is weak but willing

[i think @kutaiuranium]

my neighbor larry keeps sitting on his porch completely naked and im gonna shoot him in the balls with my bb gun if i see him one more time

[gougar! @gougaronline]

my precious… my precious…

[limpkin @acealeam]

girlfriend called... DECLINE! busy whore! busy with my CREEK