bongAss

hello traveler, leave while you still can

[bongAss @flex_apro]

My boss congratulated me today on shedding my tumor

[bongAss @flex_apro]

I think people are glazing obsession a little too hard. The writing was okay at best. At one point I think I asked myself if George Lucas was part of writing the script that’s how off the dialogue felt.

[Crunchwrap Supreme Clientele @TweetsVanZandt]

@flex_apro Nah this is twitter. We signed up for that

[bongAss @flex_apro]

it says hey

[bongAss @flex_apro]

my spotify updated and I guess you can message people on there now and there’s a message from my ex boyfriend from december 3rd in there how fun is that

[bongAss @flex_apro]

Tfw meatcomputer and I are both going thru the same thing https://t.co/eNdLg7M2Zl

[bongAss @flex_apro]

Nothing will beat my 24th birthday, but I can certainly hope!

[bongAss @flex_apro]

Sorry for being insane lately I was just tapping into my true self via several traumatic incidents one right after the other my b

[bongAss @flex_apro]

@TweetsVanZandt Exactly in that order!

[Crunchwrap Supreme Clientele @TweetsVanZandt]

I always start with disc one and rarely finish all three so I started with three and holy shit this is a heater I’ve overlooked

(cc @flex_apro )

[bongAss @flex_apro]

He’ll always be just Jimmy to me

[bongAss @flex_apro]

Life will be beating your fucking ass and then boom your cat needs to go to the vet and spend $500 that you already didn’t have yes queen!!!!!!

[grace @gracefishlove]

Fool me once I kill myself on the spot

[bongAss @flex_apro]

I’m not trying to listen to an ENTIRE action Bronson album, are you insane?

[Ms.K @mskmalibu]

Deep rooted respect for women who openly get mad and are okay with being perceived as bitchy

[Crunchwrap Supreme Clientele @TweetsVanZandt]

Last night @flex_apro and I were talking about working in a bar/restaurant that doesn’t take tips but pays $$$/hour. And I realized that it would flip the desired shifts paradigm on its head. Like I would only want to work Monday through Thursday lmao

[bongAss @flex_apro]

“Kobe?” “In the sense that the helicopter crashed”

[bongAss @flex_apro]

@TweetsVanZandt My goat

[bongAss @flex_apro]

@TweetsVanZandt Congrats on your Pokémon

[bongAss @flex_apro]

Will smoking a joint help? Well it certainly won’t hurt bitch give me the lighter