mom

gonna go to the bathroom real quick

[mom @flexanie]

@thesungazer facts they stinky

[mom @flexanie]

i have butt wink :-(

[mom @flexanie]

drink throw up pass out wake up throw up skin care pass out in shower moisturize sleep peacefully sweet dreams

[mom @flexanie]

also there was zero line at tsa AND the agent person said have a safe flight to me everything is awesome

[mom @flexanie]

sitting at john wayne listening to a kid play river flows in you life is ... good???

[mom @flexanie]

aw man just realized i forgot to clean up my armpits

[mom @flexanie]

@coochiebonglord FACTS LOL prob bigger than his

[mom @flexanie]

somebody messaged me on ig saying "you're hot as hell but you lower yourself from a 9.5 to a 6.5 by dressing a like a boy instead of a woman"

[mom @flexanie]

also sorry for dressing better than you and all your bros

[mom @flexanie]

like excuse me sir what makes you think i dress to impress men

[mom @flexanie]

hee hee

[mom @flexanie]

spending the day in angela's grandma's house eating watermelon and tangsyook 💘

[mom @flexanie]

230 am caffeine induced anxiety HITS 😈😈😈

[mom @flexanie]

it's starting 🫣💕

[mom @flexanie]

teehee feeling bored might pop off and SELF SABOTAGE??? 👉🏼👈🏼😗

[mom @flexanie]

i'm so icky bro i'm just a walking ick machine i can't be unicked

[mom @flexanie]

spending my workday washing vomit off my shoes ❤️ productive day

[mom @flexanie]

i stepped ON A SNAILLLLL 0/10 experience

[mom @flexanie]

spending my second day as a 28 year old at the dentist bc i'm responsible now

[mom @flexanie]

@winterebel love that for you so so much ❤️❤️❤️