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@TheRealAlSnow I don't like it, but I don't hate it either...

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@focodereality My great-grandmother was Clenora, apparently.

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@RealRodLacroix Mom, what's for dinner?

Piss.

I don't like piss.

It's BUTTERED piss though.

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@BullMooseMemes @NYCMayor

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@RealRodLacroix Gonna send this to my girlfriend the next time I'm feeling a bit frisky. 🤞

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@_GioHub

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@RyanShead Cool!

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@NakedGunTweets I bought her a harp for Christmas. She asked me what it was.

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@GregAbbott_TX This is, and i say this with absolutely ZERO exaggeration, the dumbest shit I've ever seen.

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@18thcentdude @Jimfrombaseball Does your duug-a-bat?

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@AbakpaJob Absolutely. This is my boy's "I now demand some of YOUR dinner" face.

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@cosyposter

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@mmpadellan Ugh. Sorry for your loss. They're the best.

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@Warrazapha @itsme_urstruly

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@MikeTheShark_ @greg16676935420

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@EyEyeSchlop @covie_93

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@NoFilterSkin My mom used to say that she SWORE her boy cat (Boomer) could hear her opening her eyes. Cuz fisrst thing every morning there he was, right in her face. 😅❤️

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@herotimeszero

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@BonafideKRS Any word on Moop?

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@scottjshapiro