Bree Blank ✨

BMB 💙 | RRB 🤍

[Bree Blank ✨ @flextactix]

I need to hit the lotto so I can afford to start my business 😅😂🥲 equipment ain’t cheap

[Bree Blank ✨ @flextactix]

So my child can unlock my phone w Face ID, so it’s confirmed she’s my twinnnnnnnnn

[Bree Blank ✨ @flextactix]

High key upset, ordered from the @YeeYeeApparel launch and @Outlook locked my email account so now I don’t have my confirmation number or anything… I hope it still comes cause now I can’t even email the company for updates or anything 🥲

[Bree Blank ✨ @flextactix]

Looks like my dog is getting to his final days of life,

[Bree Blank ✨ @flextactix]

Fuuuccckkkkkkkkkk @Allstate

[Bree Blank ✨ @flextactix]

If I could afford a personal trainer 😩

[Bree Blank ✨ @flextactix]

Got the Evenflo 360° and it is worth ALL the hype

[Bree Blank ✨ @flextactix]

Yes, my child sleeps in my bed when she’s sick… you can go ahead and stay mad at that 😂 y’all weird asf

[Bree Blank ✨ @flextactix]

Why didn’t anyone wanna let me know Millie Moon diapers are tier 1, like these are SOFT and actually FIT

[Bree Blank ✨ @flextactix]

Wanna get back into podcasting but I keep debating if I’m gonna have a co host or not 🤔🤔

[Bree Blank ✨ @flextactix]

When my daughter decided 3 months old is the time to start titty feeding directly… honestly, great choice child, you’re saving us so much headache 😍

[Bree Blank ✨ @flextactix]

Those of you still out for the night.. be careful driving home.. wayyy too many drunk drivers out tonight #StPatricksDay2023

[Bree Blank ✨ @flextactix]

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[Bree Blank ✨ @flextactix]

Some ppl say pumping breast milk takes a mental toll but for me it’s a fun game to see how much I’m gonna get every time

[Bree Blank ✨ @flextactix]

*family member sees my daughter in Guns N Roses sweater*

Her: Put her in pink, black is not the new pink

Me: sorry I put her in ONE outfit that only comes in black 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Bree Blank ✨ @flextactix]

What 2 months of breast milk did for my daughter

5 lbs 8 oz VS. 9 lbs 2 oz

[Bree Blank ✨ @flextactix]

Let me get that tax return money cause Medela came out w a wearable 😍😍

[Bree Blank ✨ @flextactix]

Y’all saying Jake got his ass beat but definitely got a knock down on Tommy Fury lmaoooo #PaulFury #PaulVsFury