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[Zerry dl @zerrydlegendary]

Follow my lead out now ‼️

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Hey Apoda @officialABAT,

Please find Ogbeni Dipo small thing.

Even if it is SSA in charge of mad people, slot him an appointment. He has tried.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

The Nigerian Police Force have rescued Adelabu's kidnapped family under 72H.

Under 3days.

46 children and their teachers, are still in captivity after 3 weeks.

If the entire workforce in Oyo state isn't occupying the streets next week - all of you are fools.

[Ebun @kenkenlewu]

My landlord hired me to MC his child's birthday party.

I charged ₦50,000.

He said, "No problem."

I worked for 3 hours, entertained guests, cracked jokes, and made sure everyone had a great time.

After the party, I approached him for my payment.

He smiled and said, "Tomorrow."

Tomorrow came. No alert.

A few days later, I met him again.

"Sir, my ₦50,000?"

He said, "Just deduct it from your next rent."

I laughed and said, "Sir, I've already paid rent for the next two years."

This man looked me straight in the eye and said:

"Then deduct it when you're paying for the third year." 😭

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

This is a new world-class hospital completed and built in El Salvador by their president with the equivalent of 85billion naira.

An audit by the nigerian senate uncovered 210 TRILLION naira was “missing” from NNPC in 2017-2023.

Nigerian politicians need to be tied and killed.

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

“Tinubu must call the Military to account for all the money, it is high time they tell us where all the resources this house has been budgeting for them”

- Sen Sani Musa

[Cyborg Warlord @Admiral_Cyborg]

INEC GAVE THE AIDE TO A MINISTER DIRECT ACCESS TO ITS CVR ADMIN PORTAL.

DO YOU KNOW THAT HE CAN ERASE WHOMEVER HE WANTS FROM THAT PORTAL AND THEY'LL BLAME IT ON GLITCHES?

DON'T FORGET AMUPITAN WAS JUBILANT OVER THE VICTORY OF APC.

TAKE BACK YOUR COUNTRY.

NEPAL WAYS!!!

[Hon Henry Shield @HonShield]

Little children are in the kidnappers den in the forest, 1st Lady, Remi Tinubu is sharing campaign vehicles on TV for her husband’s relection?

A soulless family.

[Abu Amir @SadiqMaunde]

This new Peter Obi I’m seeing isn’t the Peter Obi I used to know in 2023. Man has completely changed & now ready to face these guys, aura for aura.

2027 will be interesting.

Nigeria will be OK!

[SizZzle. 😎🇳🇬 @n6oflife6]

Nayib Bukele just built the Greatest Hospital in South America called Hospital Rosales. It will Treat Citizens FREE. Total Cost Building + Furnishing $61m (N83billion)

Tinubu used N15 trillion to Build Coastal Road.

N15 trillion divided by N83 billion =

181 Hospitals 😢🙆🏽‍♂️💔

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

There is one Super Story intro where a father asked the son to jump down from the roof that he would catch him, and asked the son to jump, only for him to pull away as the son fell flat. He then told the son not to trust anybody, even him his father.

I always wanted to address that.

As a parent, one of the best things you can give and should give to your kids, is trust. You owe them a duty to get them to trust you. A child must be able to say without doubt that "my father/mother said this, they would do it." You will not understand the importance of it until it is too late. There is no moral lesson in that super story, it was simply bad parenting. If I ask my child to jump, he should have 100% faith that daddy would catch him.

I don't have a child yet, but I avoid lying to kids. I would rather a child says "Relax, if Uncle Wisdom said he would do it, he would surely do it." How much more my own child? There is something parents used to do when we were growing up, where they ask you to go get your slippers and before you come back, they have disappeared. I learnt from my brother not to do that. If he isn't taking his son along, he tells him straight up. The worst that would happen is that, he would cry. If he tells him to go get his slippers, he would wait for him where he is. The boy has learnt to trust that daddy is not leaving him behind if he goes to get his shoes. Trust is fickle, it is easy to lose it.

Children are impressionable beings, how do you want them to see you? You are the first line of trust for your own child. You shouldn't be teaching them not to trust you. With trust comes security. The are the adult, the responsibility is on you. Trust is not a gift. You have to earn it.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Looks like our favorite bicycle rider has been armwrestling Nestoil over Nestoil's tower.

Supreme Court annulled Court of Appeal & gave judgment in favor of Nestoil.

Nestoil's daughter is dragging his bicycle on IG.

This situation also looks similar to the Tony Elumelu saga.

[Hulda Rhema @Emily46645]

In 2019, all my friends japa’d.
UK, Canada, Germany.

My group chat became timezone math.

They said: “Girl, you’re wasting here.”

I stayed.

A thread on why they work for me now:

Lagos was hard. I sold thrift jeans in Yaba. ₦1500 profit per pair if I was lucky.

NEPA took light. Police took bribes.

My Canada friend: “Girl just leave this country.” I couldn’t. Dad was sick. Someone had to stay.

2021, I noticed something.
All my japa friends wanted Nigerian food.

Kilos of garri, crayfish, dry fish in every cargo box.
Shipping was ₦8k/kg. Slow. Stressful.

I thought: “What if I sell them Nigeria… from Nigeria?”

I started with ₦40k. Packed small food boxes.
Elubo, ogbono, suya spice, kilishi. Posted in their UK WhatsApp groups: “Miss home? I go ship am.”

First month: 12 orders.
Second month: 80.
By month 6, DHL gave me a corporate account.

Today we ship 3 tons of “home” monthly.
UK, US, Canada, Ireland.
My warehouse is in Egbeda.
My 4 biggest customers?
The same friends who begged me to japa.
One is now my Head of UK Ops. He japa’d… to work for me.

They left to find greener pasture. I watered mine.

Japa isn’t the only win.
Sometimes the real flex is staying and building the road others drive on.

I’m not anti-japa. I’m pro-options.

If you’re abroad: respect. The hustle is real.

If you’re here: look around. Your “problem” might be someone else’s ₦10M business.

What’s one “Nigerian problem” you can sell to the world?

[KWEKU THE HUSTLER @Urchilla01]

But something has been bugging me.

Dr. Chudi Nwike was AD national secretary and ACN national vice-chairman (South East)

He was kidnapped along Abuja-Auchi Road in 2013 and eventually murdered.

His killer was caught and sentenced to 20 years in prison.

Tinubu became president and granted his killer a presidential pardon.

Why would Tinubu grant the killer of one of his earliest and strongest political allies a presidential pardon?

Something feels off here, and I'm gonna dig until I find out what it is

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

A religious person will not eat your sallah ram and rice, or your Christmas rice and chicken.

If you give them, they'll secretly throw it away.

But if you give them money, they'll not throw it away.

End.

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

The latest shadow ban is crazy.

1.2 million people signed up to follow my posts here, and only 10,000 are being allowed to see what I post

Very interesting situation.

[oseni rufai @ruffydfire]

Gunmen have reportedly abducted the wife and twin children of the younger brother of the immediate past Minister of Power and All Progressives Congress (APC) governorship aspirant for the 2027 Oyo State election, Chief Adebayo Adelabu.

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

We’ll march to Aso Villa on Thursday if abducted Oyo pupils are not rescued — Sowore.

[The LIGHT☄️ @Adasu_d_gr8]

Early this year, my colleague was kidnapped on her way home from work.

The parents ran hectar skelter to gather seven million naira after negotiating it from 10M.

After several loans and contribution from family and friends, they got the money after two months and delivered to the kidnappers.

The girl was released. She said there was no day that they were not gang rapped in the bush both morning and night.

The kidnappers selected their choice and temporarily Married them.

A woman to two men, some to three or four men.

Two weeks after her release, we lost her to su!cide.

This government is not just damaging the economy and people's life.

The government is indirectly k!lllng our youths.

The government especially Tinubu knows everything about the insecurities in the country and he's a willing accomplice because according to him,

On matters of security, the bulk stops at the President's table. Like in other countries, Tinubu is the Chief Security Officer.

Tinubu is kidnapping our children.
Tinubu is kllllng our youths.
TINUBU MUST STOP THE Klllng he allowed in this country.

[Mr Psquare @PeterPsquare]

Omo! Just coming back from a video shoot around Lekki and saw a crowd gathered. Na there I hear say dem catch suspected bandit. Omo, dem don enter Lagos o! 😳🇳🇬💔