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Musk: and if you screw this up, I’m telling everyone that Kamala really won.
Trump: please, no. I don’t want anyone to know I lost. I’ll do my best!
Oval Office conversation:
Musk: For God’s sake Donald, you can’t go out there and talk about a recession! I have already lost billions since you were elected.
Trump: But you said people might have to feel some pain. I was trying to follow your lead like I always do.
Musk: Did you hear me say I have lost billions? You of all people should know what that feels like. Now you and you alone will have to fix this.
Trump: What do you want me to do? You know I will do anything for you Elon.
Musk: You are going to buy a Tesla and we are gonna go outside and you are going to do your best sales job to get other people to buy Teslas. I have already ordered a bunch of pretty colored ones to be lined up for you on the White House driveway as show and tell.
Trump: Ok, I will look silly but I will do it. What if I drive one, then I’ll look cool like Biden did when he drove the Jeep.
Musk: Oh hell no you’re not! You don’t get near the driver’s seat. Just go out there with your best BS and sell, sell, sell. Got it?
Trump: Ok, what should I say about Teslas?
Musk: You are not listening Donald! The stock is crashing as we speak. No time to try and educate you, which I probably couldn’t do anyway. Just get out there and sell and don’t worry about the facts - like you always do.
Trump: Yes sir. I’m ready.
@harris_wins On Election Day, let’s send a message that echoes: we’re done with this lying, corrupt, twice-impeached circus act. Time to make sure the world knows where we stand.