flibbityjibbit

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any valentine’s day plans?
ya we’re gonna go throw rocks at all the couples that look happy

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born to say “i pinky promise”
forced to say “on my mama”

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it’s like crocodile dentist
ya never know which one is gonna get ya

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parley your shit with a shower and you’ll never have to wipe again.

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are ASMR and BDSM the same thing?

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what should my opening line be?
Daddy’s home
no

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no i can’t she has a boyfriend
jonny i don’t care if that’s ur cousin go hit it

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bro if my girl knew i was playing mincecraft at 3 am
i actually think she’d leave me

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i just learned that i have a lisp
so i will not be speaking anymore thank u

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did u know the vagina is 3 inches long?
THREE OF THEM???

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i don’t wanna ask for a sandwich after sex
so i packed my own little lunch

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have u ever cum on ur own face?

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elite 2 man at the gym
send back up immediately

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you know what they say about a guy with large gloves?
large hands.

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party cuz jonny found the clit

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Hellen Keller is different gravy tho

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post nut clarity
but with cyber bullying

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steven hawking says jump
i say you first

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when in doubt eat her out

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bitch i said what i said
i’d rather be homeless than give head