Esther Neel

Hot and Dangerous. You know, like a toaster.

[h @jamtoastaurchai]

It’s April 22nd which means it’s officially Earth Day so if you want to tell me I’m your whole world or something, now is your chance

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

one of my favorite things about women is that they can be pastors

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

good friday is a good day to remember that the police are even willing to murder god

[Molly Morrison @mollyhannahm]

me a few weeks ago: yeah soccer is fine i guess no real opinions about it!

me now:

[Joel McHale @joelmchale]

.@alisonbrie @kenjeong @dannypudi @YNB @donaldglover @GillianA @peacock @SonyTV @CommunityTV

[Esther Neel @flickaneel]

All I really wanna know is how to get a job with 5 Minute Crafts

[Frank Lesser @sadmonsters]

Supreme Court Justices have proven they’re “supreme” in the same way as a Taco Bell Burrito Supreme: they’re easy to buy and bad for your health

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

did I “kill a plant” or did the plant not have what it takes to thrive in this fast-paced environment

[… @lurkmenistan69]

i’m doing dry january, as in i’m not going to cry this entire month

[toni collette stan account @HarryPhillips15]

ABBA making a comeback after one of the worst years of our lives?

[Esther Neel @flickaneel]

Planning a trip to Medieval Times in August. Let me know if you want in on this.

[Esther Neel @flickaneel]

@kinsleywhit Murder Among The Mormons

[Jane @janeelisabethh]

People will really get their m.div. instead of going to therapy.

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

Most of the women that follow me are very similar to me. They’re done with and have no time for the BS.. 💎

[Michael Tannenbaum @iamTannenbaum]

Youth Pastor: do you know who also crashed a market?

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Impeach.

[Amy Aniobi @amyaniobi]

A civil war in the middle of a pandemic 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅can’t even leave bc of the pandemic😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂too scared to go outside bc of the war😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂and still trying to work despite my spectrum wifi😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭

[Jordan Fischer @JordanOnRecord]

During the four years of the Civil War, the confederates never got closer to Washington than Fort Stevens. Until today, when insurrectionist supporters of @realDonaldTrump paraded through the U.S. Capitol Building carrying the Confederate battle flag.